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with Death j i From foment loment he decided be he le wo tour ou h ii any Water u less I It had oiled Boiled and W When ien he ou n set et Boil Roiled Tt l Water he would dema demands h y sr r Det I p Rock Kock or acer a tain Parts of If 5 ilL f k kI I t t S SHe He Sav aw Microbes Everywhere nR te of mW which ICh is Good Good for whatever you happen to have lve af the Time Occasionally he would forget take a Swig of Plain Water Vater the theas theune as other People were et when it was too ate hite lie be would recall those Pictures of or the Germs and end he be a whole Menagerie ot of the e little Animate Animal grazing around through gh his Inwards and end leading bold i ns Into the most remote Cor Gor CorrIdor of his Being After Arter he had thought about t f fer r a while they i iw would w uv uld seem tp P be About D ut the size ize of I Oyster Crabs and sometimes it i t se st to him he be could feel l their little Claws II doing tickle when they were a Buck BU k on the of his hi I agm gm He wondered what would happed happe to tUl wI U of them star l He began to tu w ir l i 1 Look The Time Microbes were ii I at every Corner waiting to r an anat 0 at him In Ia order to t abl abi t j them off o 0 hc Ito consulted d the Ithe Auth Aut i ix and found that it ii vas as No 1 t r crafty little IRtle Crea Creal ures es wet er o i iaun aun in the Air Ai tb th o n oto nto oto to Baffle them wa W va l t I i breh iV iVa r 1 ra a Sieve They won wert f o OAL jt on a mul ly Pie i f white while one Cubic In Li 1 h Ii of f RJ It I s I of l ci many of them hf led an n T curved Horns Korns th tI am oS 3 J Goat He lie began V to i d dink ink t 4 Acid ItI Horrible th flu thorie thone orie one fe JS he are climbing up tu t Brass Brags R Rand Is Be and oYe tiie flowers flower 1 l i J i r 1 i nelling Otto the Sy y om em m ir fr A j n When a Mn L n begins tin t h ize that he is mery merti a Rcpt Hp t ta a large Zoo of f Mi M feels Unworthy ari arA I i iI This lan became 1 worried V re I that he mid Ud tl nt not si s Nights So he to tu real rca rea I 1 uj u eMd that h Ii to letup h up on n T Tl i and md Cof Co CoI Cigars Cl s and Pastry nd md nearly tv n v thing he ht reaMy H g I on a Diet oi ol 1 A tos liv Ii 1 i 1 fast tast l Biscuit and ap sm s me other i Health auh Fodder which resembled r sem le f th tho t Esce Packing that come comes 1 l la Lana a When n he was ua Th J t the tI I he had little Sterilized or 01 a ni it i Cup of v im Coffee out of or par hed l fj II H began egan t take his Temp ex ox examine amine his lits Blood untie under a i le p l d that hat 1 i i rm Im of Tadpole was playing pla ng ni eek ee among the lv ho h gy gJ g f a l low Moan oa la and d ordered a fresh r sh lot Powder S N t w it if is well velI that Hf H who wj O logins begins scrutinize h r Economy and end Brood Bro d over the conduct of the Germs that Jw he to be Chaperoning wit et t r y f googer r or 01 later kuer to do what is kt as the Ap Appendicitis Act Every this Man Mand had d a Stitch in his Sid and Shaved v himself and an albed Ms his Hair taIr and got goat ready r ad to make a Ji nt t table C Cable able on the Operating Table Then the Doctor would corm come and go over him with S Tack Hammer and try to locate the thEima imaginary ima imai iia my Lumps It I t would require Ui re reen nn en awful Argument to the toe Man that he hf was ws All An Right As have hove been he be ht began begun gun gan to tt get Daffy on the Subject of Nutritive Nu Nm Qualities in Food This Tois was as an all another other wild Tack rack for fOI which the Scientific fly fic Works and the Health Hints in the Paper Papel were wert responsible r At the Table Tahle he would poke suspiciously at the Dishes and want to know knew how much Nitrogen Carbon arbon Starch Su Sn Sugar u ug gar g r and Albumin they contained contain d It took away avay awn the Appetite of those had to associate with Ith him Instead d of going ahead and Eat Eating 1 he merely S with wi th Chemical Chemi cal 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Thomas Surely you art re a war hat the w 5 verse lately Ms i as be ben been n ver run un by b 1 Bugs to tf the Naked Eye sail the Learned Brother Broth If rf Ifs a Buff Bai fa t with a a Blue Stinger I gets you yU It 1 m ans It If I f ne eec 11 of the s ti six legged hf Follows Fellows with a l plain H starts a Hatchery ri n sUr 11 then you ym may con id ider r yo on pU elf If elected for Spinal Meningitis a H Hwo wo io on There are now V over oel goo OO li tIe running at large seeking they may Devour I have figure figur i l that it is impossible le for any Person to e es them for Cor any Length of o Time V Our only Hope is to prepare for q te te e Seattle by eating j petrified Wafers prinking AntiSeptic and keeping a rig lur tote ate Drug Store ton in the Ck Closet set For hros e Months I ha hau e been hsen in and nd I aru anu still in the Ring lut ut I r em m getting wobbly I 1 never nei r tan an anIl an LeM tePi Il what t 1 t i rm f going to meak meak neak up beai Hi 1 and f foak ak me m good t keeps k on one pretty prett on cino bas nas to have ones mes Kyt Iy p i l peeled led for fr sot 00 oo different kia kinds ls I that the whole wh le Push has ba it in for 1 r One u uS S That Js is s Strange ST said salt Kr Br r Thomas Thoma I lj ha ve ten t i en all a 11 over eve H t the be Country Countr j g up iii at it tad bad B s eating t ng and drinking nc everything V I v sit nt ed 01 from Pie to II Pilsner drinking dif different ferent i ia 1 f Well ll Water atel IQ in Coun Lii Ii i J st stI S c I t tt ti tr i a i L iJ 0 i f 0 S t c x 0 fi t 1 S r |