Show Clipped Merriment Texas Siftings However wellbread a baker may be hes generally a loafer and and a white cap Yonkers Statesman The moon is said Ito I-to be without water A sort of heavenly Kentucky as it were Detroit Free Press Tell me does your sister keep her birthdays still Yes she keeps them very still Elmira Gazette Jason says speaking of school discipline the hardest thing to keep in order at a cookin school is your stomach I Boston Courier The sawmill sometimes some-times impresses the operator with the fact that it has an offhand way of doing things Vogue Who was Louis XIV of France asked the teacher I know said little Miss Fifthave he was the man who made all our chairs Philadelphia Times The reason for calling it the Pension building in Washington Wash-ington is plain If it was named a Pension Pen-sion haul it would be too significant Detroit Free Press Taddolls as he takes his seat at a restaurant table Im hungry enough to eat fried bark Waiter Im sorry sir but we have no sausace today Philadelphia Times Theres this about it that if there had been more dirt flung when the Panama canal was started thered be less mudflinying now jSmilh Gran ll Gos Monthly Cawker Squaring the circle 3 nothing impossible impossi-ble Dimling Lit Cawker No anybody who has put city legislation through will tell you how the city ring is squared |