Show FOR SMILES A dead bird never talks until it set1 ties down on a fine bonnet GaJveston News The New Parlor Mad MK = < Alice says shes not at home sir He Oh er really Then tell her I didnt call Boston Budget Swimming in the rivers having opened open-ed youth should be warned of its opportunities op-portunities Its often the chance of a life Philadelphia Times Mother to runaway Tommy Is there any place I can put you and be sure of finding you there five minutes after Tommy meekly You might try the cupboard Arkansaw Traveler Bliffkins seems thoroughly imbued with party spirit tolay Humph Don t see why he shouldnt I introduced intro-duced him to five different candidates and every one of cm bought the drinks Buffalo Courier First Boarder What alls Dumhecks appetite He has hardly eaten enough for two days to keep him alive Second Sec-ond Boarder Irs love or policy I dont know which He courting the land ladys daughter Chicago Tribune Mrs Muldooly Th throuble with my husband is that he niver sticks to any wan thing moren a week Mr Mc Groggin Yez do him injoostice Mrs Muldooly Ol nlver saw a firmer mon than your husband phwln It comes to a shtrike New York Weekly Wife What a singular man you are to be sure Whenever we have company com-pany I have to do all the talking You have absolutely nothing to say Hers band You are mistaken my dear I have plenty to say but I never get a chance to say 1L Ridhmotad Dispaitch |