Show ATCHISON GLOBULES The larger the shirt stud a man wears the more soiled is his shirt bosom as a rule ruleA A man is never BO sure of having imitators imita-tors as when ho does something he should not do Every woman thinks she has a right to select the woman her husband should like or dislike The more tender hearted a man is the less likelihood that he ever gets off e thoroughly thor-oughly good joke People spend too much time In praying to be good and too little time in trying to answer their own prayers did you over notice how bravo a man is i killing a hornet or bum bio bee when in tho presence of a woman Every woman is sorry for some other woman on account of something her husband hus-band tOld her about tho other womans husband Every time a womaus acquaintances call attention to a child that is with her on the streets she pulls out a handkerchief and wipes its nose Instead of painting grief with mournful eyes she should be painted with a red nose No woman can ory without getting her nose good and redS red-S long as a mans mother lives there is some one in the world who always believes when he does wrong it is because he is too young to know better I is rather hard on the men but no unmarried un-married woman ever gets up in praYcr meeting and talks about her trials and burdens bur-dens being harder that she can bear There seems to be somo sort of a social law that makes a girl a woman i she marries mar-ries at 10 and uu unmarried woman still a girl at 35 A man may always be one of the boys no matter what his age Aftermost pass 40 they begin to fall into the stayingat home habit It is just this time that the babies are grown and out of the way and their wives begin to fall intolhe gooutmore habit |