Show IN THIS MOOD OF 3IOJIUS The fellow WhO osos his grip nowadays is lucky Ionier StStesinan Jack Frost is not a teetotaler as he invaria bly 1 takes his nip Pittst > ury Dispatch JonesWhy did you give up housekeeping Mrs YounghusbandI got hungry Lije It ghosts walked Some of the epitaphs in the cemeteries would he effaced Pittsbwg Dis patch Absence makeS the heart grow fonder but presents cause it to glow like a full moon Icxas sifting l That bard hearted fellow who sent a Congressman Con-gressman a floral lyre ought to be strung up Columbus Post t oJ No matter how small the scandal theres always enough of it too around KO nroundElmira Oa ete It requires considerable drilling before even a burglar can open a safe that is locked Lonell Courier Possibly the secretary of the treasurys illness ill-ness may be due to poor circulation Soyton I Herald Last years holiday gifts wont do for this year The Christmas present has nothing to do with the Christmas nast Baltwwie American n The advocate of anarchistic principles seems to think he has taken the truth out ot a nutshell nut-shell and put it in a bombshell Washington Star Emperor Williams favorite dish is mashed pease smoked beef and sauerkraut And still the world wonders if he is SBUC saDeCldcago Globe Very Bad Form Jack DresserThere was an unusual bustle on Washington street this afternoon Mrs DresserUnusual I Well I I should hopo so Didnt the poor thing know that they arent worn any more Koslonlost |