Show f A PETERTOWN WEDDING I Some Incidents of a Great Occasion Graphically Described Miss Maggie Peters the brideDear me Im all of Jitrimble Im so excited Itd bea good joke if I fainted plum away How does my dress hang in the back Pullout Pull-out my trail 1 Its the first time I ever wore one and Ill bet itll be the last My how my heart keeps going flippityflop flop pityflip all the time If Jim is scared as I am well act like two geese when we stand up Has he come yet JSjordy how I I tight my gloves are How da 7 look anyhow any-how Im too near scared to death to act decent Who all is down stairs I should think all creation was there from the noise they make Only five minutes until wo must go down If I should tumble over in a faint Tell Jim to come on I Im ready Mr Jim Beau the bridegroomGolly Mag you look prettiern a red wagon I My oh how fine we are MagShut up you skeezicks JimI wont Ive a notion to kiss you you look so sweet I Mag You shanfc do anything of the j sort and muss my hair and veil all up you big grump My Im most scared to I death I Jim What you scared on j MagOhl I hate so to go down fore evrybodyan hav em all gawping at us JimPugh Much I care for their gawping I gawp-ing Im too all fired happy to care for anything I feel like standing onmy head i i and yelling glory I I Mag Oh you dunce Thwrc The j clocks striking 8 We must go down Tee Lee heel Stop squeezing my hand so Jim Youll bust theo awful tight gloves Im Iso I-so scared Hee bee heel THE CONGRATULATIONS Wish you joy Mr and Mrs Beau Tee hee hee Many happy returns of the day Thanlcs hee hee OhMag You look just lovely Ha Jim Ha Mag Hope youll be I I ever and ever so happy Make Tim build the fires Mag I Tee hee heel Hee hee Well Maggie you and Jimmy air goin tow try double harness be ye He ha haw Wish ye joy La thank ye Oh Mag hee heel Im so gladhee hee for you Hee heel Evry thing went i off beautceful Tee hee heel And OMag i whispers hysterically to brideHee hee heel Tee bee heel ha Tildyl Hee heeheel I OVER TIlE PRESENTS Just look at this log cabin quilt Aint it lovely Its from her grandma I i And see these piller cases all tucks and inserting and ruffles Theres a sight of I work on em What did Jim give her I I He gave her a side saddle and a big picture pict-ure of himself all framed and a nice dress pattern with all the linings and trimmings trim-mings I MyJ hes genrous She gave him that i lovely hair wreath Its made out of the hair of all his folks and hers Aint it a beauty See these sockssix pairs of em from his Aunt Jane and she knit em all herself her-self Her mother gave her them blankets and a good leather bed and a whole set of I I chany Aint that tidy sweet pretty Her Aunt Manor sent that glass sass dish I His father gave em two dozen chickens I and a splendid Jersey cow and a ten dollar i billThe The land 1 I > Aint that pincushion a beauty And see that beautiful hand painted satin banner His aunt painted it Shes a geenous I tell ye Aint them canary birds lovely on iW I I thought they was meant for pigeons I but theyre purty anyhow What a sight of pfes tstheyve got Yes and ailso nice Yes I tell ye theyre lucky Yes Drakes Magazine |