Show HArrY HITS I I am crowded from pit to dome as the ham actor said after cleanng the tableSt Louis Mirror The depth of misery lies at the bottom of a mud puddle if you happen to step In itWasIL itiyton Star Judging from latest reports Mme Pattis high note is still good at the United States treasury Chicago JCtnt When a woman shouts My stars that isnt profanity It is mmply an astronomical observation obser-vation savannah Aews A stock company has been formed to control the boot and shoe trade Here at last Is n corporation which will have a soleJllicago 1 limes This is my ultimate hum I announced < bo fierce mosquito as It quit singing and prepared pre-pared to pounce upon the nose of its sleeping victim iiMcayo Iribune A diplomat Freddy Is a man who is wise enough courteously to send you away with a lot of mlbllt information that you cant understand whle keeping the real facts smelly behind his own personal teeth Puck Theie go the Spleen Wilcoxes mamma Im told theyre dying to know us Haun t we better call Coitainly not dear If theyre dying to knew us theyre not worth knowing The only people worth our knowing are the people who dont want to know usJ Punch First PoliticianBut do you think that Get 1 there hns the necesSary qualifications for the position Second Ditto Qualification 011 course he has He wants the place lie always I votes the straight ticket and ho is not too confounded con-founded particular about honor and duty and all that sort of thing lioston Transcript |