Show FEMININITIES Woman like a cigar You cannot judge the Oiling by the wrapper PUtsburg EitpatcA As lawyers would put i Mother Eve had to take 1 nonsuit in an appellate court Chicago Times Ethel How did George lee your sans down boat MnudeHe was tickled wit it Brooklyn Lie Our preacher got married again last Thursday Thurs-day night Whom tho Lord loveth He chas teneth Atlanta Constitution I you want to get a dream out of a wedding cake put it in your stomach instead of under your head Pittiburg Dispatch BultlncbI tell you what it is that Miss I Smilax Li simply out of sight WoodenYes I Ive noticed it every time Ive called Boston I Courier Mother reading A machine has been Invented In-vented that will fling a man 1503 feet into the air Pretty Daughter Horrors Dont let pa hear of itGood Xelf When the young girls father comes into tho parlor and rudely turns off tho gas we suppose the young man can safely regard i as time to light out llingtiamton Leader I is a well established principle of economics that the young man who would get up with the sun should not stay up later than 10 oclock with me uauguisr Lancaster j imes Tmu Reginald she said I would like to ask you one very serious question What is i my dear he replied Would you object to marry mamma if I refused ycuPuck Carrie George has asked me to bl his wife I hope ho loves me You dont suppose he wants me only for my money Kate I dont know but some men will do anything for money Boston Transcript At the marriage of a and mDrrage young charming girl to an old and infirm man Mr BPoor Clara I What a pity she should sell herself to that wheezy old skeleton Mrs Bity dear it is not a sale only a lease Texas Siftings Sunday School TeacherMIss Fanny what are we to learn from the parable of the wisa and foolish virgin Miss Fanny aged sixteen That wo are always to ba on the lookout for aId the coming of the bridegroom Ifeto York Her |