Show Old But Good It was at a clinic at the university A patient pa-tient was brought in who imagined sho was a victim of consumption Will you please tell the gentlemen what troubles you madam said the professor Oh doctor my right lung is all gone This in a weak plaintive whisper that could scarcely bo heard a dozen feet away then brightening up and in a full strong voice that could bo heard all over the room But my left lungs all right Great applause from the students Philadelphia Phila-delphia Press |