Show Hosting a Coincidence A woman yesterday stood at the writing desk in the corridor of the postoffico with a pen in her hand and a postal card before her She was thinking deeply when a man approached ap-proached with a postal card in his hand looked in vain for a pen and finally said Madam arc you going to uso that pen for the next five minutes Yes sir she replied I Am just going to write to my husband And I am just going to writo to my wife Curious coincidence ehf I dont know about that My husband ran away and I have just got his address and was wondering whether I should tell him to stay or ask him to come home By George madam but how gingularl My wife also skipped out and I was wondering wonder-ing what to say to her We are in thesam9 Doau mall weivnto come nome darling or I never want to see your face again What a curious coincidence I Yes 1 think it jsl remarked a woman who came up behind him Trying to make a mash are youl This is tho way you hunt for work is ill Come home with me or Ill pull all the hair out of your head and scratch that womans eyes out I Ho went humbly along in tow and a newsboy news-boy who sat on tho window sill looked after the pair and soliloquized Thatte what I call busting a coincidence and catching a liar at the same time Better write for your darling to return by telegraph tele-graph maam Detroit Free Press |