Show SOTTO VOCE IRELANDS VALEDICTORY have had but one lamp by which my feet quid d and that was the lamp of were TrablInc > be THE PRESIDCSTS appointment ot a new Ireland Marshal was a Dtr disaster to Mr HOLLIBTEK HAS left us for a season it is said and gone in search of needed rest and recreation Its his liver DECORATION DAY is close at hand and it is presumed if the new Governor does not arrive in Hue that Governor MUr ray will issue the usual proclamation Ye gods Come West youug man DID xnr man indulge in much pro fanity asked the Police Court prosecutor prose-cutor of an elderly lady the other day Yes sir he was very profane it was awful I have never heard such language since my poor husband U ej > IT is said that one of Governor our rays chief regrets at his otUuaids placement is that he will be succeeded by a handsomer man and that saii handsomer man should hail from be native State In view of tits own assurances suranCtS that be was reap the taac sourest man in Kentuclt Mixes scent that in this respn t al truer Wu Lus been imposed upon A FOREIGN gentleman we are feirfs of naming nationality lest it cans i revolution or something of that sort whose heart is doubtless in the right place but whose tonime w not vet schooled to enunciate English cleailr was advocating the use of homemade artices in preference to imported ones in an outoftown pulpit last Sunday when in the warmth of his native eloquence elo-quence he said I tell you there is one thing we have got to learn and that is to paralyze home Industries j A CESTAIK editor in a town not a i thousand miles away was accosted by a merchant whose religious and political affiliations were at variance with those of the paper conducted by said editor the merchant asking him why it was that the editor who disclaimed any other personal inclinations than those of the merchant zealously defended a cause in which he was not intcrcstec and whose tenet he did not believe The reply deserves to be recorded in the great book where modesty and diffi dence find a place Sir there is no re ligion so vile no cause so base no people so degraded but that oiuuus can elevate FED tux JIilro oUtah t it mEat m-Eat Murray There is terror In the news from Cynthia boat you think It is particularly rough Thtt a fellow from Kentucky Should turn out to very lucky Dont you think that I am beautiful enough Thefcfple Ye throughout the Territory eta en oft repeated nor That lu Governor 1 < teutifui enough Theses beauty in Kentucky jovernoik And that Caleb Wct is han < 1lIue all i rite Its a terrible reflection To a man of my complexion How I hope that limhandtomerthuilie The People Ve know nothing of his beaut Only hope hell do hn duty But we hear he Is a can of p digrce I Butt It that is so Sing derry down deny Iti evident very Ell eels blue Away hell go In terrible hurry And to Governor Murray Well bid adieu A FASHIOXABLT dressed and very attractive at-tractive young lady recently married who resides in the Eighteenth Ward was covered with confusion one day last week on Main Street in her attempts tempts to still the loud alarum cf her female infant that lay upon the aaphaltum walk with its face turned heavenward kicking its little feet n air and sounding its little voice tar above the din of the midday pup nlaceWhats Whats the matter What u the matter with the child 7 excitedly queried a dozen persons who interred Irom appearances that the child wad being be-ing stung to death by a thousand DO won ons ants or that some inward torture was preying upon its tiny vitals Oh its nothing replied the fond but much embarasced mamma I promised her this morning if she woud be a good little girl 1 would take her out for a walk to get the fresh air She aa been perfectly delighted ever stout 4e left home till we reached Main 5 oat of course then the thought enteei err T perverse little head that she had not reaped the full reward of her good behavior be-havior of this morning Then she ooh the awful tantrum Poor title thing commiserated a sympatbffcc bachelor tee o awd what does baby want 7 AcycloneotaughterswepttbeLeet L wLen the third looked up tu t oceans of tears into the wild ± t1t r face and shrieked amid son a almost shook adjacent building Baby wants de fak alr |