Show Putting ing the Country in Overalls A A D efforts efforts' to curb the high cost coslor of or La living savor gaJor too much of collusion with special interests interests in in- to win the fa faith faitI and confidence of the tho people The whole problem seems to be put up to the cr er r to solve by a n process of self In n a word the secret of the tho attorney generals general's program ram seems to be bo that what is not eaten caten does not have to be paid for Whether this cond condition tion exists by design or accident i is difficult to determine but certain it is is that special interests interest profit by each effort to reduce living Jiving costs by changing modes and manners manners of living lhing Someone for instance cannot fail to to profit if the department of justice succeeds ds in building up a n trade in the cheaper cuts of meat which heretofore have been and probably have lai laid in storage for a n co considerable period The Thc program which h s solves the tho problem b by reducing th the stan standard stardard arll of living can cnn hardly be r regarded ns as a successful movement mo in behalf of the public The Tho en enlightened enlightened en- en lightened suggestions of the attorney general g 10 do not apply alone to things to eat eal for within wilbin the thc past few fc days ars the formation of overalls clubs has been hen given encouragement in various parts of the tho country If the attorney general g would carr carry this departure to its ultimate ulti ulti- mate conclusion we might even make further reductions reductions in the thc price of clothing If we established another Garden of Eden we would not be burdened with ith the high hig-h cost of overalls A j Ile overalls Q suggestion is not a remedy y JOr the uie ins Ills iii of the country Relatively overalls prices arc are as 33 high as those thos applying applying- to other articles of wearing apparel While it is true that lint a suit of denim may may be hn had for less than a n suit of wool serge it is also true that there thero never nc time time-in timo- timo in the of the when hen the was a a- history country same relative condition did not apply The new movement mo should bo be distinctly encouraging u to the cotton growers of the south and eastern manufacturers since they will m reap real the benefits of self If It self-denial self is th the only means of or reducing the cost of living we wc should go gothe gothe 0 the limit and ana refuse to practice it to favor un any particular lar branch of manufacturing or industry The Tha overalls o movement savors too much of propaganda des designed cd to increase the tIm consumption of cotton to be taken seriously lai And ons It AS CONDUCTED nr flY BURNETT nURl na Founder of the He c tb I U n D kick kId Calt cult Is I. fl l ter gun TV hi fib b aint la in a aea bite or othe lc Patronage ace r respectfully i. i sit l Whether It will b be fully treated remains to be rUJI a aLUS se LIFE'S LIFES PERPLEXITIES Trying to convince con ran an o oW Gwendolyn wendolyn that on the tho principle she sho ho greatly really enjoys enjo's honking th thorn the horn orn sho should by the name earns rne 1 t j greatly enjoy bonking an t bulb which will do her sore appreciable good bood albeit th tb the j 1 might night taste appreciably bad s p. p S 4 p S In the cemetery too there tOD-there there S al always room for or one more 0 S I I S I 1 TILES RATTLES JO JONESVILLE We have been meditating thIs come omo time Now ow wo come ou out for tor tho the annexation b h United States o of ot Mexico And And- only Mexico but also aleo Russia a an those outlandish places menla menia Then wed we'd chan r names of oC the towns so In ca casa el moro mora revolutions rc and uprising uprising- public could pronounce at lea least luU geography e in the stories TilE THE S SHRAPNEL n L CAMPAIGN C. Dear Boss I respectfully requisition thir four tour more moro chairs for the a room During the night the for tor tho the presidential c havo have Increased they Increased they must mut 1 it hi multiplied Shortly I shall prepare a a. list 1 your consideration Many tan of or oft aspirants have ha not been cd but one or two ot wan w wan an excellent hand and one dip fellow who styles himself lt Launcelot makes a good app appi anco ance In a swallowtail i EDDIE Campaign U P. P S. S sot S.-ot Of them all thou though h 1 I convinced Fred Smith aspirant f tho the vice presidency a p hat with the easiest going goingS I S S. S S S DAILY FiCTION STORt S It was the hc sc seventh nth time 1 S comedian had attempted t S down on th the tho chair and It w was wasa is a seventh time the tho chair had to adroitly withdrawn b by his p pi ncr ner causing the fellow to li with a plump on the tIle floor noor Lo Ic brow stuff said tho 1 S audience and left t place S S I S r Walt Wall Geraldine dt dont don't nt leir cafeteria now the now the people are a no through eating yet yeU AD D IN THE TUE VAS TC S. HED flEU WA WAVE WAr r I A AM CONTINUALLY WRITING SUP CE AND LOANING MO MD J J. C C. JENS S That IS boring Have you ocr arc writing poetry J S S S S S V 1 I A. A DRY nn STATEMENT ST. Gone are the days alas alu w w wj the on only I time ft R. poor man it itS h. h S chance of or becoming rich as 11 ho he felt like a 01 million dollars dollar S S S I S SOUTH SIDE S. S 7 Wend Brown who has done a. a t tin ting in ing business this titis spring hauling hauling out of ot Seventh East S J M dropped Into the tho lie Sentinel office t tto to get u us to write him a P pet which he hc counts on to have the tho street nam named d tons ton's canal He Hc says rays that's th tb the he lie cou could d do o to show his Itis t Waters Vaters wife of t Waters aters of ot S. S State sa says s th thi tha I she Is heartily In lii favor of or the ku Wj fly campaign she guesses guesses' this j shell she'll bu buy a swatter right at f fi summer while desperately att aHem a f to rid her parlor ot of three hO H one ne horse tiles files J some somewhat bulk bulky and does not ot VI shoo cloth as gracefully e as tl ehe did accidentally kicked OT oYt r 1 I. I I new piano and broke two a picture frame and glass Glas A LITERARY nY TIT TIT-DIT Her complexion complexionS al 8 S color o of corf coffee e and milk milk- fl Conrad No 00 sugar tugar a a I I S i I SLIMIER ur By Iii fir Central Ello Central that Central that j Summer T Last st time you ou s-Imme s She's a wild and fickle o thin I dont don't like her She's a 0 piker She Site answers answers soft and Leads Lealia me mc on with waYS wu's Then sudden lik like she floutS floats With nth rain and snow she sheI be cl clO clOI U UI I aint hurt But she's a flirt So Its It's er ery plain to me Sue meShe meShe She aint just what she use used And nd Andou nd ou you called her Ge t j Im I'm much airl Central vcr very t You really knew She was a i shrew nother num t cr Summer i 8 Come on on now no dont don't be bo so MAY 1 1920 9 i O OIn 07 F. F In In I |