Show SES FOOT POWDER FOR FLOUR WITH l 1 1 SAD BAD RESULTS U F read Doesn't Doesn t Raise anc and Boys With Sore Trilbies Trilbies Trilbies Trilbies' bies' bies Complain Loudly I t. t l B By Fred S. S Ferguson 4 l United Press Staff Correspondent WITH ITH TIlE THE AMERICAN An ARMY iY IN LORRAINE lira May 10 by mail mail When When lour flour wont won't biscuit wont won't pie aront vont doughnut wont won't even cn dough hand nd above all wont won't there must be bc something the matter with It H. 1 1 And when youve you've ordered a a. ton of or I Iiren iren foot trench toot h-toot powder and It hasn't ar arrived arrived ar- ar I rived 1 an and more cases of trench feet Io are re coming in an and your our superiors arc raising tho the roof demanding the tho powder powder pow POW- der and you ou cant can't get set it again it-again again there mus must be something the tho matter maUer J Two captains with these two lines of ot trouble in mind met recently One wasa was a captain in the quartermaster corps ThO other was stationed st. at the front I Captain X 1 opened the conversation con H Ho tol told of or his trench foot powder troubles This particular pow powder er he lie had ordered was tho bc best st thing thins for trench feet that had been found found but but buthe he he couldn't set met et It for tor somo mysterious 1 reason Captain ln Y came back with his trou trou- bles He Ho had Just gotten in a batch hatch of ot flour flour and had been deluged with kicks t. t from everybody bo y from the company cooki to the French civilians and tho the C Salvation Arm Army Now c everybody bod was trying mixing It with other flour Clour to see ce if Jr it would woul work ork he said The Tile stuff simply wont won't do nothing that flour Jour ought to do was his final Cl cry df of anguish r A fight dawned In the C eye C of or Capt Captain Cap Cap- t tain tali X Z What does this flour Jour of or yours ours look JU like 0 Just flour lour sl But aro you ou sure its it's flour Jom Theres There's no analyst with my outfit but I take tako it as such j i Captain X S was hot on the trail I Youve got my trench-foot trench powder f Ill I'll bet a horse he shot hot at the th How much have o you OU sold Who did you ou sell Ben it to How can you get it back and get set it back quick There was waa a da dash h to the side of ot the remaining flout flour lom Captain X 1 nearly embraced It H. rust Just then a a. man from the Italian mission appeared He Ho explained that thc they had had Is visions Ions of a a. real spaghetti dinner But he added in effect that with all an respect to the Americans American's flour It wouldn't Then camo came a l man from Crom a mess nearby near near- by In a few minutes there was waa a line and everyone c carrying in a 3 package o of or flour tour that wouldn't act as nc It should 1 Knowing that the flour lour had been sold out in pound 50 lots to Be several eral times limes as man many buyers Captain X was fretting over o how liow it was to be gotten I bade back Captain Y T looked at the line and I consoled I dont don't think Ill I'll be long getting all your damn foot Coot powder back mid and 1 1 wont won't have ha to go so after alter it either cither |