Show CAUGHT IN TIE DAILY ROUNDUP A gnest of the Manitou was a little late to his dinner last evening On seeing the waiters remove the tables from the dining room he curtly asked Whats up A house dance sir replied the waiter with equal brevity Well muttered the stranger without cracking a smile Ive seed a good many sight in my time but I never seed a house dance tme afore When i comes pedigrees Joe Walden allows no man to trace his genealogical tree any further back than he can When Charles Ellis introduced Hon William King of Provo as a lineal descendant of Patrick Henry walden on the very first occasIon consulted his family bible and found that he was related to the mother Henry Clay and that his family names are rich in Henry Clay Waldens < Winston Clay Valdens etc The next day after the lecture he compared 1 notes with Mr King and discovered that they were remotely related Professor Slocum who preached at the dedication of the Congressional church on Sunday and lectured last evening was the honored guest at the University club Saturday evening The professor is the president of the Colorado college at Colorado Springs and has been both influential in-fluential and fortunate in securing financial support for that institution Four hundred and twentv thousand dollars dol-lars have been expended and the college has recently elevated its standard to that of Yale This flourishing western school boasts of 175 students representing twentytwo states and a faculty of eighteen professors I J P Terry the mercantile man is an I old acquaintance of Otto Stalman the metallurgist who is in this city with the Durango smelting people Mr Terry knew him first when he was in charge of the copper refinery established in connection connec-tion with the Anaconda mines Stalman is a German and all the employees of the Anaconda works being Irish he soon fell out with his surroundings Mr Stalman is reputed to be one of the most thorough metallurgists in this country and a master mas-ter or the delicate process of refining copper cop-per Since he severed his connection with the Anaconda refinery it has been closed down and largely because the owners were unable to find anyone to take Mr Stalmans place Clerk Harris of the Knutsford is possessed posses-sed of oneof the most exhilerating natures na-tures and his convivial spirits are as genial as a June zephyr His friends found him electrified over the beauty and sublimity of the art studies exposed on the walls at the Knutsford opening Saturday r Sat-urday evening but when they attempted I to draw out of his mellow nature something some-thing vehement he could not be induced to use any stronger expression than Gee whiz whizI I is vouchsafed for by a city official that prior to leaving the city the junketing junket-ing councilman made arrangements with Treasurer Duke to draw on him for more monEY should they become hard pressed for funds with the understanding that i they would fix the matter up when they came back i |