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Show Scriblettes Snoop; Southerns Get Griddled News BY JOY WIEST, VIOLET RUGA This Week's Mytery: Which one of the seven dwarfs does Chick Woolf resemble and in what way? If you cannot figure that one out, consult your next Scribe for the answer. So That Jetta Hedgepeth May Know: Ruby Hansen, the blond, (South has an Auburn Ruby Hansen, too, you know) thinks you fix your hair "Just beautifully." South has an Einstein in the making, for Siegfried Weiss is now defying the law of gravity. To verify our statement, look at his wave. Candidate for cuddle is Jack Giacomo. What are you laughing at, Conrad Whipperman ? Did you know that Betty Rankin has come between Royal Nielsen and Roy Marsh? If you don't believe us, look on page 113 of the 1942 Southerner. Lorraine Lor-raine Everill plays hockey, not hookey, like nobody's business. And to whom it may concern, beware of that swing! Isn't Carrie Grondell an adorable name? The senior brunette who owns it is an outstanding student stu-dent in second period Salesmanship. LaRoqoe Campbell Camp-bell is taking Psychology to discover what is on his mind. Someone ought to warn Bob Hawk. Have you heard about Dan Hogan ? Well, who are we to spread idle gossip? Stan Schoenfeld is a Southerner whose real value isn't being appreciated appreci-ated by enough of us. This handsome kid has brains, ability, and flashy brown eyes. Louise Forsgren and DeLone Cheney can be seen in levies almost anytime after school roaming the vicinity of Hampton Avenue. While we are on Hampton, we are reminded of Faul Roberts, which brings to mind Idamae Stevens, who is probably on his mind. Larry Hill, do you have a problem to solve? If you have, you had better solve it before this war progresses any further and if you cannot settle on a quick decision, you had better begin saving your money to finance a journey to New York, (if you can get a travel priority) where you must have a conference con-ference with Mr. J. B. Anthony. If this doesn't help, read "The Importance of Living," by Min Yutang-, who is a Chinese philosopher. |
