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Show The National Enterprise, April 20, 1977 Page five AIR CARGO to SAN FRANCISCO and LOS ANGELES Sunday thru Friday Next morning delivery in-bou- nd and out-boun- d! Business must conserve Continued from page one eral land. And Governor Mathesons newly formed Energy Council is expected to help minimize the amount of red tape with which Utah's industry will have to contend in the process. Airport, m (801) cerns in the inevitable national energy debates to take place during the next few years. Key maintains the council's first goal is to streamline the permit procedure required for A energy development. one-sto- p permit system would eliminate a bureaucratic burden on business while addressing legitimate environmental issues, Key says. Both Key and Collings Adelphic CargoExecutive Enterprises Salt Lake International Terminal $330818 plan. But, they say, since the plan has been written, Utah is now ready to voice its con- - ac- knowledge the states power to mandate federal access to land and minimize red tape is limited, and that Carters new energy policy could force substantial revisions in the state able to catch up to Biff Wheeler, skateboard expert and contender for the Interzone finals in Ceylon next month. He was just getting his bearings before moving on to a personal appearance at the opening of the first veal bratwurst house in St. Anthony, Idaho. Biff is eleven and seeded third for the Junior Nationals to be held in Dunsinane, Scotland. Not content to over achieve in skateboarding alone, young Wheeler freely philosophizes on the eventual role of the skateboard and the changes it will impress upon Western Civilization as we know it I was today. H. The skateboard is an engaging toy. Can it become any more than that? W. People of short vision, such as yourself, made the same comments to Mr. Panhard about the automobile. undaunted as am I. He was H. Surely you dont see the skateboard as being a means of practical transportation. W. And surely you cant see the nose on your face. Even as we speak, several young scientists are engaged in the perfection of a motorized skateboard to horizontalize hills. II. A gas combustion arrangement? How deeply you are rooted in a mundane, status quo The craft will be powered by an elixer of mentality. Campho-pheniqu- e assisted by a distillate of Bubble Yum, which is not now available in Dallas, strangely enough. Farah Fawcett-Major- s has already made two test runs on the W. prototype. r- - II. Do you see the time when adults will be using the skateboard as a primary means of transportation? W. Your narrow vision widens. I can see senior citizens making their way to a macrame bash via skateboards. Perhaps with training wheels at first; and stowable in a Big Mac Attack back pack. I see a modified slalom event at a Rotary lunch. I see America singing aboard vast phalanxes of banana boards. And dont think Jimmy Carter is unmindful of this trend. It will not be mentioned by him as a surcease to the energy dilemma, but Amy has his ear, as does his brother, Billy, a man of childlike grace. I see Schlesinger, the man of energy, expending some of his own as he wheelies about to clarion the call to sensible transportation. II. And Joseph Califano? Ask our advertisers: We wanted results from our advertising and that meant reaching only prime prospects with the dollars we spent. Andwedidntwantouradlostinadaily. The Enterprise was the answer. What really sold me, though, was the results we got. Our advertising contract with The Enterprise is one of the best things weve done. The inquiries weve gotten greatly exceeded our projections." Dick Shipman Recre-Ai- r Inc. Advertising in the Enterprise works. W. Yes. And Mondale, Tip O'Neill, Andrew Young and Roselyn. Califano has authorized his chef to investigate the challenge of installing a battery operated Presto Burger in the toe of his skateboard, for entertainment purposes, of course. II. Zounds! And President Carter, himself? are aware of an obscure tool shed on the grounds of Camp David wherein his own practice board awaits him for weekend experimentation. There exist telling marks on his newly poured patio. W. Some of us II. Do you then see the gradual disappearance of the automobile? W. As surely as your hairline. II. But how will we adjust to the skateboard in our fast paced and mobile society? Can the skateboard live side by side with the Concorde? W. Only the Concorde is in doubt. Any my Greyhound awaits. II. Stay off the sidewalks. |