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Show AHHMH 4. t$M$ $ $1 $. 1 .$ if. (j. f$t ifrljfr Ififf ifr 't 'frftfr ill OTGEMEE If I C :: THE SEA' DEVIL' - .I' ' . I I ' B? LOWELL THOMAS itt it it tti iti ill itl itl itl itl itl itl ill ill itl lit ill itl ill itl '1' itl it' itl 'tl 'li itl it) & & 4l & & llnfr it ll ill it 4k INTROpUCTORY Count Felia von Luckner, was aa Lowell Thomas aaya, "the most ro-mantic and mysterious figure on the aide of the central powers In the war." Born in Saxony of a JkPfc family that for generations had furnished distinguished cavalry com-manders for the armies of their time (his great grandfather was a mar-shal of France), hla father was d" termlned he should carry on this cav-alry tradition. But Felli was enam-ored of the aea from his childhood A "husky young devtl. fond of sports," he refused to apply himself to his studies, and when thirteen and a halt year old he run awny to Hamburg and with the help of a superannuate td sailor obtained the post of cabin boy aboard the Russian full rioted ship Mot) bound for Australia. Eighty days of rough sailing and ftuA,n.n k nil, hllM A Ity be had become accustomed to em ploy created consternation and So as air. Thomas saya. be submitted himself to a long and rlKorous course of to extract th biasing nnutlcal ontha from hla common sech. Their larc waa taken hy the harmless expression "My Joe" which appears so frequeutit throughout bis story. . , . CHAPTER I The Fairy of Feurteventur The emperor transferred me to th' ('anther, which wus then assigned to our West African station, the Cam eriHina. If my being aboard the ('anther Inspired. In lUelf, vivid recol' lections of my past life, my service ss an officer of the ship presently brought me to another and fur more delightful memory of my sailing-shi- p days. This waa an Incident that not i come? Slit la too lovely for any mor-tal being." So deep was I In funtasy that theae thoughts Inspired me to a sad rocrel and resignation. When evening came, I returned to the ship happy ami yet downhearted, - Thut night we entertained on board members of the Uoyal Spanish club and their guests Some came for din tier, tome afterward. It was a Jolly meal. ' Then we gave an after-dinne- r entertainment, and I was called uton to entertain and amuse our gtieata During m days aa a sailor I was oft-en In demand to amuse the company The (rlrks I had learned among the Indian fakirs In Australia I had re talned and cultivated. To Ihla day I am somewhat skillful at various kinds of sleight of hand. I put on oriental rohee and turban. My face, freshly tanned by the aun of the Cam eroons, needed no darkening. I had learned from the fakirs the solemn merely returned to me In Imagination, but one that brought to me that rarest gift of fortune. dream come true. The events thai preceded the cli-max of which I speak were such as to provide the ever-strikin-g qualities of contrast The African jungle, the pursuit of savage beasts, black war riors, an extraordinary black king, fan tostle war dance and all the unearth ly sights and sounds that are Africa, and then ...... , Having to take the Tanther bark to Germany for overhauling, we steamed north. Our first stop was to be for provisions at Fuertevetitura, one of the Islands of the CanarleY a i "Ml ft':. A uukiiui ll caiiiiciii uiiiwkiii i,,u Freeraantle. where an Inn keeper's daughter persuaded hlra to desert the ship and work for her father as a dishwasher. 1 Always seeking adventure. Fells Joined the Salvation army (n Free-mantl-then In succession became as-sistant to a lighthouse keeper, work er In a sawmill, kangaroo hunter, helper to a band of Hindu fnklra and prlr.e fighter. Rut the sea still lured him and he shipped on the American four masted echooner Oolden Shore for Seattle. By this time Felix wa ambitious to be hla own master, so he and another Oerman Ind went to Vancouver and stole a email sailboat to become fisheni en. They were caught hut a lenient Judge put them on probation for a few weeks. Sign-ing on the English ship I 'In more, the young adventurer now hnd a long voyage around Cape Horn to Liver-pool In the course of which calms, storms, scurvy and herl-ber- l nearly did for the entire crew. Returning to Hamburg. I'helax, as he, called himself In those days, signed on the ('aesarea. his first Ger-man ship, and then besnn a voyage that furnished him with what he called "a real sea yarn." After a not unpleasant passage to Melbourne they took a cargo of coal to t'hlle where Phelax spent New Vear'a day In Jail as a result of a spree and then sailed for Plymouth with snltpeter. Off the Falkland Islands they were caught In a terrific hurricane but mnnaged to reach port. " Their next destination wns New York, and on Christinas day they were struck hy a white squall, followed hy a hurri-cane that completely wrecked their ship. Many of the crew were lost but Phelax, with a broken leg. and a few others cot away In the captain's boat Six days later, their food and wnter all gone, they were picked tip by an Italian steamer that took them to New York. Discharged from tne hospital In eight weeks. Phelax shipped on the Canadian schooner Flying Fish for Jamaica, but white discharging rargt hla other leg was broken and he was left behind In Kingston. Able otrlv to hobble, he waa thrown out of the hospital there and. penniless and feeble, soon became a real bench comber. One day the Oerman war ship Panther came Into port and poor Phelax. hungry to hear his native tongue, slipped aboard and was glv en fond by the sailors. But he waa so dirty and disreputable in appear ance fhnt the officer of the watch or dered the "unspeakable creature" off the ship. Years later, when he had resumed hla own name and station In life and waa befriended hy th kaiser, be told this atory to Wilhetm. and the ruler declared It would be appropriate and poetic to put him aboard that same Panther as an off) cer which was done. Another voyage took Phelax to Tamplco. where he and a comrade went for horseback ride and lost their ship. For time they made a living carrying market baskets, and then Joined the Mexican army. Work In a railroad construction camp and on a fruit ranch followed, and then came voyages on a Norwegian vew.el In the course of which Phelax ac quired a knowledge of the Norwegian Inngunge that was destined to pia an Important part In hla later adven tines aboard the Seendler during the mystical demeanor and alow Imprea-slv-move men Is that they cultivated. I must say that aa I appeared before the guests In the salon of the Panther I cut quite an oriental, wonder-workin-figure. .. . I bad performed several Tricks and had come to the one In which I snapped a ring onto a cane hi Id at both ends by an assistant, when two newcomers arrived and entered through a door not far from me. "t.uckner." I thought, "are you going crazy? I'helnx, there Is she. your fairy princess." - She was on the arm of a itnielj old genttetnun. She bad the rosy Hps. the short, pretty nose, the childlike eyes and the rich blonde hnlr that had haunted my Imagination. She came close to me and watched me with an expression of Interest and somethln of awe. As I learned Inter, she thought 1 waa truly an Indian fakir. "Phelax," I aald to myself, "she has come to you. your fairy princess. She knows you are on her Island, and she haa come." I tried to go on with my trick, but my hands shook and were clumsy. I could not control them. Nor could I keep my eyes atvay from the blonde girl who si ood there. "I'm sorry," I said to my assistant, one of our officers. "The other ones went all right, hut I can't seem to do this one. We've had enough any-way." "Ladles and gentlemen," he an-nounced Jocularly, "the great fakir has reconsidered and thinks It would be wrong to disclose this Inst marvelous trick. He feels that It Is his duty to retain It and exhibit It for the first time before his sovereign, the king of F.ngland." Everybody laughed, I wenl out and changed Into my naval uniform aa quickly aa I could. When I returned. I asked one of the other officers to present me to the blonde young lady. I have never felt so bashful aa when I made my botv before her. She was much amused at having taken me for a genuine Indian fakir and talked merrily. Her laughter was very sweet She told me her name was Irtna. Her father owned great plantations on the Island of Sumatra .She was With him nf Fuerteventura on a sojourn for his health. The remainder of my stay on the Island was perfect happiness. Irmn's father entertained us officers at his bungalow Irtna and I were together all of the time.- We took long walks among the white houses and through the green glades the night of which had so gladdened poor Phelax long years before. When the Panther steamed north again, I was happy with the assurance that Irma had giv-en me that she and her father were sailing for home In short time and that I would see her there. I did see her There, and we became engaged to be married. The Panther was to sail for the Cameroons again on July 17. We were ready to start when we received an unexpected tele-gram from the admiralty "Do not start" On August 1. Germany de-clared war on Russia, and the. world waa ablaze. I told Irma that our mar rlnge must be put off. It would be wrong to have her become the wife of a man who might so soon leave her widow. She wanted an Imme--. dlate marriage but I was determined CTJ BB CONTINUED t The Modern Buccaneer and Hla Bride. vacationing and health resort I was on watch. Straight ahead, a speck of land appeared on the horizon, Fuer-teventura, the Island for whlcb we were bound. It was a ' green Island, ' Presently, through my glass, I could distinguish waving pulms and white houses, white nouses with green sliuters and red roofs. A vague feeling made my heart ' Jump. ' . ' "Luckner," 1 thought "it la the same island, the Island you saw when you were a cabin boy aboard the Ntobe. the island of the fairy princess." It was. There could be no doubt of It So clear was memory Impressed by a great feeling that I could recog-oiz- e Individual bouses I had gazed up-ti-seventeen years before while I leaned on the rail dreaming a bappy dreum. . '; ... . I went ashore by myself, and saun-tered over the island all day. It wus small, with gentle hills and an ahun dunce of vegetation.' Flowers were everywhere. It was truly an Isiund of flowers. I wenl on through perfumed valleys and over breezy hills. Inst In reverie, lost In my former life. A kind of hypnotism was upon me. "I'helnx." I thought "of course you do not see the fairy princess. She Is hidden beyond the flowers there. She will stay hidden, la she to come to I'helux, a common sailor Or even If you were a naval officer, would she war. ; When he ran away from home l.m-kne- r vowed he would not return until he could do so aa a naval officer In the Imperial service. To realize thla ambition he must study oavign tlon. serve aa officer In the mercan tile marine and then enter the navy All Ihla he accomplished with much travail, and on being mustered In foi volunteer service he waa recognized hy bis uncle. Admiral Count Rn lulls sin. From tbat time of course his fortune was assured and he waa re-united with his family. (Wore long Prince Henry of Prussia ordered him Into active service and the emperor took a warm Interest In bla advance-ment Count von Lnckner's narrative rrotn this point la given In bla own language as be told It to Uiweli Thomas. It should he explained that when be returned to "reHpectHble' ; die he found tbat the vivid profuo ' - ;i nJlTexo Little 41 lilt. WmIhi Nra--r Unfiia I "Ha who down tnto ih bat-- I tit of Mf giving amtla for err tronn. a rbrrrr word for . r ornas on, and landtna nt hand help. to tht unfortunate, la tltr all, tht beat of mlaninnarlea." GOOD THINGS TO CAT , When one cannot procure th fresh grapefruit, the canned la very deUclou nd Is all reHilv lo ' use, wlilrh iimrIs to tht busy house wife. Grapefruit Salad Arrange la row on head lettuce or Id nests of lettuce and - serve with rrencn dressing and a sprinkling of finely shredded almonds. Orange Amjjrosla. I'eel and slice oranges In very thin slices. Arrange In a glass bowl and sprinkle with fresh grated coconut and sugar. Let stund for an hour and aerve. : Jam Dainties. Take h cup-ful of butter, one-ha- lf cupful of sugar cream together, add two tablespoon-ful- a of grated chocolate melted, one tablespoonful of sugar, one beaten egg. a tablespoonful of bl!lng water, one cupful of Oour sifted with one tea sptamful of baking powder. Mix and chllL Koll and cut Into small cookies. Ice with boiling frosting and Join. Put together In pairs. ' Ham With Pineapple. Take a slice of ham- on Inch thick and sprinkle with Hour. Melt a little of the f it and brown the ham well on both side. Ponr one cupful of pineapple and one half cupful of water over the ham and bake slowly until tender. Kemove the ham and serve with the sauce around It Spinach With Bacon. Cook spinach In Just (he wuter whlcb clings to It when washed. Cook In a heavy kettle well covered for teu minutes, season with suit, pepper and cup-ful of lemon juice or less enough to season. Add crisp, well cooked dry bacon, broken Into bits: stir well and serve. Mackerel With Lemon Butter. Split and bone a mackerel and wipe with a cheesecloth. Broil first on the flesh side end then on the skin side on the gas or over coals. Make lemon bullet by mixing lemon juice with butter and spread on toast Cut the fish and ar range on the buttered toast and serve hot with slices of lemon and wnier cress. Date Gems. Take one cupful of flour; Ave teaspoonfuls of baking pow-der, one-ha- tenspoonful of salt, one cupful of graham flour, one cupful of chopped dntes, one and one-hal- f cup-ful- s of milk and two tablespoonfuls of melted butter. Mix well and pour Into buttered muffin pans and bake thirty minutes. This recipe makes one dozen. Evervdav Good Thlnos. I A good soup or stew is always s welcome dish on a cool, snappy day. Meat Stew With Vegetables lake two and one-hul- l pounds of beef with bone. two quarts of water, two tea spoonfuls of salt, a little cayenne, two ) tablespoonfuls ot flour, one table spoonful of butter, two cupfuls of diced potatoes, one-hal- f cupful each of diced currot and turnip. Remove the meat from the bone and cut into Inch cubes Place the bone In the cold water. Sea son the meat with sail, pepper and roll In flour, then brown In the buttei wltb one small chopped onion. Add thla to the bone and simmer for an hour and a half or until the meat Is tender. A half hour before the stew Is to be served add the vegetables, the potatoes a little later than the carrot and turnip whlcb usually take longer to cook. Be sure that there la llipild enough, then drop In tbe dumplings and cook ten minutes. Potato Soup. Take four good-size-potatoes, three large onions, one and one-hal- f quarts nf water, two tea spoonfuls of salt, one and one-hal- l cupfula of .evaporated milk diluted with one and one-hal- f cupfula of wu ler. drained from the potatoes after cooking, three sprigs of parsley and a few dashes of cayenne. . Roll the potutoes and onions In the water with the aalt. When tender drain and mash. Reserve the water for the soup Add the chopped parsley to the milk which Is scalding In a double hotlei add all to the potato very gradually stirring to keep smooth. Season with cayenne and celery salt and aerve very hot i ! Drop Dumplings. Take two cupfuls of flour, four teaspoonfuls of baking powder, one teaspoonful of aalt. one-thir-d of a cupful of evaporated milk and s of a cupful of water, or one cupful of fresh milk. Mix the dry Ingredients, stir In the milk quickly and drop by teaspoonfuls Into the hot stew. Cover and cook ten minutes. Serve the meat in the center of tbe hot platter, then a row or a heap of carrots, then the potatoes and a row of turnips. Around them ar range the dumplings. Mushroom Gravy. This Is delicious served with beefsteak. Take one cup ful of mushrooms, canned or fresh Fry In two tablespoonfuls ot battel until brown tin all sides Add salt and pepper. Thicken the gravy from the steak and add the mushrooms, let cook up one minute then pour over tbe steak and serve. OLD FOLKS SAY DR. CALDWELL WAS RIGHT The baa! of treating aickneas baa not changed aince Dr. Caldwell left Medical Oollega in 1876, nor since U placed oa tht market tha laxative prescription ha ted used in his practice. ... ' Ho treated eonatip&tion, biliouiness, ' headaches, mental depression, indigeatlon, oar atomach and other indispositions entirely by means of simple vegetable laxatives, herbs and roots. Theaa are till the basis of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, a combination ot senna ana Other mild herbe, with pepiin, , The simpler the remedy for constipa-tion, the safer for the child and for you. And as you can get results in a mild and safa way by using Dr. Caldwell's Byrup Pepsin, why Uks chancea with strong drugs? A bottle will last several months, and I :'''ft" Acidity... The common cause of digestive dlffl cnltles Is excess acid. Soda' cannot alter this condition, and It burns th stomach. ' Something that.will neu trails tha acidity la the . sensible thing to take. That Is why physicians tell the public to use Phillips Mlllc at Mngneslu. . ; One spoonful of this dellghtfut prep-aration can neutralize many times Its volume in acid. It acta instantly; re-lief la quick, and very apparent Alt gaa la dispelled; all sourness la aoom gone; the whole system la sweetened. Do try this perfect antl-acl- and re-member It Is Just at good for children, too, and pleasant for them to take. Any drug store baa the genuine, pray acriptional product, t ; , PHILLIPS of Magnesia all can use it It is pleasant to the taste, gentle in action, and free from narcotics. Elderly people find it ideal. All drag stores have tha generous bottles, or write "Syrup Pepsin," Dept. BB, Montioelio, Illinois, for free trial bottle. For Cuts, Burns Bruises, Sores Try HANFORD'S . BALSAM OF MYRRH MliihiamtW;ltMMiiiiwii tuaW aWtnlUfa4. . Hesrith Giving rV vnisEiica V All Winter Long MimloM Cllm.t- .- Caod IlotaU Tnaht Camp OpfaadM Roads Car(ma Maaatata Vlaw. Tfc Mafakl 4rt, ramtath rast -- , , Writ tVaa A CHaffp ' AA. rmiAnaii kvjr AN ELEPHANT IB RAID TO BE THE iurkleat talisman In the world. Order your lucky Jumbo Now rar only 11.00. . F. Hathvea, P. O. Hoi JISS. Mobile, Aim, AOKNTH. FULL OH FART TIME Plfveet money mekar on markot.- - FoMIn EMirlo novo. New. UdIu. ' at Menu Kvorybody wanta ono. Uako from (on to twenty dollars per day. Writ rni.DBX ELECTRIC HEATER CO.. DETROIT, MICH. Choose a Profitable Vocation tarn tha Beanty Collar Ooon k1tb by a X , , nuua diat bin taught wa atudanta bow to X . oara BiO MONttT. Catatos aant oa taqiiaaa, X ' ' UTAH HlflH "CHOOt, f. T ; ' OF BKAUTX CUl.TtJKE T X SSI CUf t Bid i. . - Ball Laka City X Drink Water I If Back or Kidneys Hurt Begin Taking Salts If You Feel Baekachy or Have Bladder Weakness Too much rich food 'forms acids 'tohich excite and overwork the kid-neys In their efforts to filter it from -- the system. Flush the kidneys occa-- . tionally to relieve them like you re-lieve the bowels, removing acids, waste and poison, else you may feel a dull misery in the kidney region, Sharp pains in the back or sick bead-ach- e, dizziness, the stomach sours, tongue Is coated, and when the weath-er is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine is cloudy, full of sediment, " the channels often get irritated, obllg . Ing one to get np two or three times during the night , To help .neutralize these irritating acids and flush off the body's urinous Vaste, begin drinking water. Also get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any pharmacy, take a tablespoonful In a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys may then act fine and bladder disorders disappear. This famous salts Is made from the eld of grapes and lemon Juice, com-bined with lithla, and has been used for years to help clean and stimulate Bluggteh kidneys and stop bladder ir-ritation. Jad Salts is inexpensive and makes a delightful effervescent llthln-wat- er drink which millions of men and women take now and then to help prevent serious kidney and blad-der disorders. By all means, drink Jots of good water every day. Loss of Power ; f and vital force ' follow loss of ajrsr-a- ., . flesh, or emada v"Nl 1 tion. Dr. Pierce'a HVA l I A Golden Medical I Discovery a. Mil "herbal tonic that - 1 IT enrichM the blood, 3 stops the waste ol ( strength and tia--- sue, and helps to build up healthy flesh. Thin, pale, puny, pimply children are made plump, rosy and robust by the "Discovery. All druggists. la neanrtaa froa "Crippa," or la uaata leaomot (root common U, (nara or other waaV Ins diacaie, R apaedily and turd? Uivlforalaa and build ap the woola aytteaL Rtad Ihla: Eaton, Colo. Twenty-ocm- a fan aao I waa not able to do my bowe work nothing atoned to help me. I commenced laklns Dr. Pierce's Goldea Uedlcal Dtaomry and firorite and begaa to Improve and traa able lo do my work. I have lakea Cneee aaedl-eirj-eereral lime aince and Oiey new fad Is sin relief." Mr. Anna MUla. Boa JJ4. t Px&you Ready- -. . & j Children Cry for It Baby has little upsets at times. AH them. But you your care cannot prevent eon be prepared. Then you can do whal any experienced nurse would do whal most physicians would tell yoa to do-g- ive a few drops of plain Castorla. Nt sooner done than Baby la soothed; re lief is lust a matter of momeata. Xet you have eased your child without w doubtful drug; Castorla U of a single vegetable. So It'a aafe to use u ofter as an infant has any Uttto Pl- - 7 eonnot pat away. And iff alvr.yi ready for the crueler pangs of colic, oi constipation or diarrhea : effertlve. t Twenty-fiv- e Mor for older children. bottles were bought latt year. ' wTrTu.. Salt Lake City, No. 11-1- ALWAYS KEEPS ' ITJI HAND Lydia E. Pink! am's Vegetatla Compound Helps Her So Much Pittsburgh, Ptu- -l was Just eonv, pletely pun-dow- I had tired, heavy. sluggish feelings j." 1 could not eat 'wm J08ln tf much, about Lydia f.f'" J JB. Pink-ham'- s Vego table Compound A i v and what a good, 'N ; 1 i medicine it is, that I started taking it, ' . . I have taken eigtis s . bottles ot Lydla 2k . --meM-: j jpinkhamla Vege - '' ' ta.bie Compound and about the same In tablet form Thla 5 ' Is one medicine woman should have In the house ail tbe time. I am improv- -. Ing: every day and I sure ant able to eat. I am willlc to answer any letters I get asking about tha Vegetable Com-Boun- Hub. Ella. Riorabdo, 21 Chautauqua Et N. S Pittsburgh. Fa. SOUNDS FISHV The, undergraduate snrdlnes were out fin their afternoon swim down or ream. . "What evei hapieiied lo Tommj Big tluf asked a prominent student In the sardine school. "I though roil knew,' answer! hla companion . "He couldn't seem to ninke the crude He whs always wtm minx about ft to III feet In the rear He wimn't alert or tnlelllcenl So tht usual haptiened ... ; "You mean 1 ,;. , . "Vep He got canned I" PLAYING MOUTH-ORGA-f ' v She Oh, you kiss so wonderfull) you must be used to doing It, , He Oh, I've only been ued to playing the month organ, that's all Station i "Bo you have engaged our former eookT" "Yea. but don't worry we don't be lleve tenth ot what she says about you." Passing Show: Cutiea The dramas we iminot enlov. With tinea of Hemtnd ua of some naushty boy ' Who think that he la euta. Obligation Admitted "Are you Milling to admit that yon are dependent on your wife In fm public career?' "Perfevtli willing,' ' answered Sena . tor Sorghum "I have no ear for must, and I am compelled lo depend on Muriah lo limine nie so that I will Iw among the first lo sland up when th band phtys "The Star Spangled Itiin ner.'" Washington Star ModaraUt - "He'll always gel ' up and let a woman have' his neat" he began "Oh. how delightful to heitr of an old fashioned gallant like that I". she hutted In. "If he 'has reached the place where he wants to get off," he fin Ished. Oat .of Lock Illinium Ton had about that lion tamer. Ian 'l ll? Bailey I low'a that? Itanium-H- e' so swelled up over hla press notices that he rant get hla head In the linn's mouth. Har Prafaraace Mrs. Muggs. I've Just been with, Mrs. Igglns to see one of them talk-ing films. Personally, I prefer the t , ones. Sba Woulda't Know Calabash My wife doesn't under ' stand me loea yours? Suciiitas'i I don't kt.ow I've nev er heard her even mention your name ' Nothing New at AH ' '. "Don't cry, little boy. You'll ret your reward In the end." "S'pose am That's where I alius do git It" , . In the country thut I.market, but lallh that will Post. pay more to A LOSING PROPOSITION " TCTppi II 1 I If B I 1 I fl ... tSmmymv. L JoL aPP Bug Pallor Ureal Scolt. irid mail ran t make a pall ot trousers wltt ill legs for the regular price Refrigerated Bloom Still oenuty flnda protecting ear A front day unfold A anowflak'a Ilk a flowei fair Preserved or winter cold. Hard oa tb Ego Blinks I hate lo have people turn on the radio when I drop In. Jinks Why sol . Blinks It always makes me feel they would rather listen to a racket than listen to me talk. sou Agaiai A small boy entered a grocer's ahop. "Please have you any dry biscultsT be asked the man behind the counter. "Yes, as many aa you want, I dare aay." h ,"; :'' ,. H reached down a large tin. "Is that the only kind you haver "No; here's another,"" "Are yon sure tbey are very' dry?" "Quite sure." ' - "Very well, then" the boy backed towards the open door "why not rive 'em a drink V Dog Needs "Balanced" Diet to Keep Healthy ly. Thla will prevent the picking out of particularly choice fldhlts nn fhe leaving of the rest. One great value of the foods recommended Is that (hey constitute a sanely balanced diet, so your dog ought (o eat all of them. Exchange. - Most dogs are Just as dependent upon simple, wholesome, nourishing fare as people are. If they are red a lot of greasy stuff, or quantities of randy, they will get alck. On the other hnnd, practically every one will thrive on plenty of lean meat either raw or slightly cooked; fresb fish, a fair amount of cereal, some thoroughly boiled green vegetables. Supplement this diet wltb a few pieces of crum-bled atale white bread; and two or three times a week give the dog a good sized fresh beef bone from the butcher. Never, let him have poultry nones, though, or any other kind tbat breaks Into sharp silvers. And here lo another point; mix tbe different kinds of food very thorough- - .see ' Mike Murphy, former , Tale fresh-man coach, wbo was signed recently aa head coach at Wisconsin, is the youngest varsity coach In the country. He announced be would follow. tbe "Leader system" at Wisconsin. Bernie Sklvely, nationally-know- n football player In 1928 at the Univer-sity of Illinois, Western conference heavyweight wrestling champion and hammer thrower. Is coaching boxing and wrestling at th University of Kentuckj. Seems to Be Hewitt My wife makes me pay bei for every rime she sews up a bole In my clothes. - Jewett She la a sort of rent prof Iteer. ; ' ' The Uaual Reminder Mrs. Skimpy Julio. I wish you'd drop Into the cleaner's wltb mj drest on youi way to the offlee.- , Husband All right, my dear. Just tie It around my flngei.and tben I'll be sure to remember. Asa In Biblical Times There lias been controversy as to whether the ass waa an animal rid-den by upper class people In Pales-line- , One writer aaya: "The moat noble and honorable amongst tbe Jews were wont to be mounted on asses." Traditionally, Mary made the Journey from Nazareth to Beth-lehem mounted on an asa. ... Catting Even j , j Mr. Dlpp SI uhel. are you Inviting the Browns to dinner tonight) Mrs. IMpp Indeed we are. I won't be satisfied until I get even for tbe last one they gave oa New Kind ' Curtis, age eight, ot North Salem, bad never happened to aee any comb honey and consequently be hardly ' knew Just how he was supposed to eat It. He hesitated and then asked: "Well, do yon eat the skin?" Indian spoils New Nothing Doing "Jack wanted to know If I believed In eloiemenlB "That was rathet a leading qoes-tlo- What did you say?" "1 told him I wo'ildn't even let my Imagination run awav with me." Langford to Seals Elton M. . (Sam) Langford, wbo promised for a time to take Tris Seaker' place In the Indian center field, will go to the San Francisco Seals In the Pacific Coast league cert season. Langford will go aa part payment for Karl Averlll Seal elug-gln- g star acquired by the Indiana. Al-though Langford showed great prom-ise in the outfield early last season, ae slumped badly toward the close both In fielding aud butting and was let go. Cubs in Spring Games A 32game spring training ached nle In which the Detroit Tigers will be the only major league opponents waa announced by the Chicago Cubs. AH of the games are with minor league clubs except the nine-gam-series with the Tigers, who take the place of the Pittsburgh PIratea. Five of the Detroit-Chicag- guinea will be played at Los Angeles, two at Beau iiioiit, Texas, and one each at Phoenix.1 Aria., and HI Paso, Texas. Kuusaa Clut hi the next stop, Then Ha'll (tag ret "1 supi'X" .vou know that Bob haa eloped with Ceorge's wlfeT "But I thought he was Oeorge's beat pair . , . "So be la. but he doesn't know it yet" ; Education' Aim j This Is tbe end ot education that we may become something more thar an Interested hanger-o- n In the marct of ' the world'a progress Dr. Joins Grler llihben ' |