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Show EEVERLY HILLS. Well all I know is just what I read in the papers, or what I see when the old on the other hand I want to be fair. Did the earthquake do as much, or more damage than reported?" So I just blurted out the very facts, and let the damaging statement fall where it lay. I just out with the truth. It did, and it dident. And they all seemed mighty satisfied satis-fied with the plain truth and stopped talking about it. After all its always eyes are open. Will Hayes has been out with us for a while kin-der kin-der getting things looking respectable on the surface to kinder stave off a Senatorial Investigation. In-vestigation. Anybody Any-body thinks Bill Hayes is overpaid over-paid is cuckoo. Bill does an aw- better to be on the level, and lay your cards right on the table. Course there is lots of jealousy of California Cali-fornia by lots of communities all over our land, but on the other hand we receive a lot of appreciation, appre-ciation, and we are called a real boon to humanity, and real aid to all parts of the whole country. You have no idea how glad they are to get rid of some of the. people that we are able to take off their hands. California acts a good deal like a dog poud does in any town. It gets the undesirable strays off the streets. We are the human pound of America. Some of their own communities com-munities even go so far as to catch and send out here. But being good humatarians we just take em right in, and in a week they are as big liars as the natives. Which shows they are not without some genius at that. I don't know whether this going off the gold is official or not. The French have vetoed it. They claim we have no right to go off the gold, and leave them high and dry on it. It seems like if you are on the gold, every nation in the world Is out to get you. They all say, "What's the idea of that big bum having gold? Say we will figure out a way to bump him off." But, this is a time when you got to be ready for anything. I have got some old Cherokee Indian beads, or wampum. Suppose we go off the silver, suppose we go off the paper, well, look where I will be setting with my wampum. 1933, McNaugM Syndicate, Inc. ful lot of important "Finagling". You see he is important because he speaks three languages, Indiana, broken movie, and political. Bill can speak to Sam Goldwyn and then go right straight and speak to a Senator Sena-tor that is kinder drawing up some censorship bill, and do it so both will understand. Course Sam might give him something to take the Senator, Sen-ator, maby some orchids, or some little keep sake. But Bill always gets the job done. Now there is never a line you can draw about what a man should be allowed to earn in salary. You see the movies are a peculiar business. Everybody that dont get in em some way have got it in for em and want em investigated, abolished, or given solitary confinement for 99 years. Say this inflation business has got everybody by the ears. I was flying back from Oklahoma and Kansas on the day that our President inflated, and no man swelling up could have attracted more attention. I guess we are what they call off the gold, and thats going to be a terrible hardship to millions of us that was so used to handling gold every day. Yeah. But a lot of guys are talking and writing about it as though they had lost an old brother that they had been practically prac-tically rooming with continuously. So now some day we are off the gold, off our nut, off everything that is an old Republican Doctrine. Well I dont know anything about it, but you cant take anybody off something they never was on, and you never was on a thing very hot unless you had some of it. So that settles the Gold Standard and the Movies. Has anyone else any questions to ask the Professor? "Did the earthquake do as much damage as was reported, or did It do more?" Course the minute I got back East every guy you meet would ask that. Well I just told em the plain truth, I have some lots there for sale, but |
