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Show DOG OF THE MONTH: When you stop at the Cow Canyon Trading Post in Bluff, you're likely to be greeted at the door (your door) by GROVER, who will roll over on his back and ] allow you to rub his belly anytime, anyday. Jim 6 Liza, the human inhabitants at Cow Canyon, itt oowson er THE PHOTOGRAPHIC LYIDENCC.. THE VANDALS GIVE... People with cans of spray paint were busy last month. The partly completed but idle Tramway finally got a sign to identify itself to passing motorists, who have been bewildered by Moab’s latest Ski Lift to Nowhere. Meanwhile, its owners are trying to figure out what to do next. Rumors of financial problems continue to circulate. bee § AND THEY TAKE AWAY... The Big G has been a part of Moab’s history for more than 75 years. With all the eyesores in this town (where do we begin?) that could usea coat of paint, why would anyone take the time & energy to vandalize the Big G? The Big G WILL rise again, and the vandals will be caught. The Z is offering a reward for the vandals’ capture. Remember how we a _ thought that they'd never REALLY build _ the tram? And we didn't You know that sign at , Wilson Arch that ; And you REALLY couldn't believe it? | REALLY happening. READER OF THE MONTH: Twenty-five years ago, the owner of this publication stole Wanda Brown's shoes and hid them in the men’s restroom in the Student Union Building at the University of Louisville, Kentucky. Now...secking her forgiveness, The Zephyr is pleased to proclaim Wanda our Reader of the Month. THE CONTRAILS ARE COMING: While The Zephyr is not ready to believe that the recent proliferation of jet contrails is a government plot to vaccinate us with anthrax, there’s-‘no doubt that the incredible numbers of cross -country flights arcactually altering the cloud cover. Is it affecting the weather as well??? WATCH THE SKIES! |