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Show 4 THE SALT LAKE TIMES, SATURDAY JULY 12, 18W. J "LOUDER!" THIS DATE IN HISTOB- X- JULY .. 100 B. C Birth of Cams Julius Cesar; died 44 B. C. 1634 Death of Disederlus Eras- - mm, scholar, aged 00. IMS Henry VIII of England married Catherine Parr, bin sixth queen; she survived him. 1090 -- Battle of theBoyne. Will-la- Prince of Oramre, de-- f feats his father-in-la- Jam et?: II of England. Hence orig- - H1UM SIBLBT. inated the society of Orange- - men. Tho conquered Jacobites (from Jaco-bus, Latin word for James) fled to France and organized the Irish brigade. In "old stylo" this date is July 1. 170 Death of Titus Oatcs, famous as inventor of a plot against the Roman Catholics in Eng land, a number of whom were executed, in-cluding Lord Stafford. 1777 Burgoyne captured Crown Point, 1808 Bonaparte having captured Madrid, his brother Joseph entered the city as king of Spain. The Spanish throno restored to For Uinand in 1814. . 1831 Leopold of g became first king of the Belgians. 18S0 Death of Bobert Stevenson, distinguished engineer of lighthouses, aged 78. 1859 The pope appealed to Europo against the king of Sardinia. I8M The emperors of France and Austria met at VUlafranca and arranged terms of peace. 18C1 Confederates defeated iu Beverly, W. Va. m King Kalakau, of the Sandwich Islands, re-ceived by Queen Victoria at Windsor. appeved In front of Washing-ton and created a great scare. 1871 Great Orange riot in New York; 62 killed. 1877 Gen. O. O. Howard pursues Chief Josoph'e band of refractory Indians In Idaho, punish-ing them severely. They bad massacred number of people. 1880 Death In England of Tom Taylor, dramatist, aged 03. 1888-D- eath in Bochester, N. Y., of Hiram Sibley, father of the Western Union Telegraph com-pany; aged 61. "After alfalfa," sagely remarks the pumpkin editor of an week-ly, --"we believe sorghum the most prof- itable for hay." A $700 gold brick was brought tn from tho Keystone district north of Lar-amie Saturday. Rich strikes are re-ported almost daily. The burning of the Medicine Bow station last week was a severe blow to the progress of the town, as it left but one house in the place. Bill Carter of Rawlius left his gun in bed tho other morning. Mrs. Carter unwittingly threw the weapon ou the floor. It was discharged and the ball lodged in her right thigh. Gertrude, the gushing and editress of the garrulous SaratogaLyre announces that the politics of her paper have re-ceived a republican coat of paint. Nothing but protection to American in-dustry "goes" hereafter. Alex T. Butler of the Caspar Mail, and J. Knos Wait of tho Bessemer Journal, have been caught iu a bold attempt to blackmail oil companies. Butler came to Wvoining as a lawyer Wait wafted In from Nebraska, where ho was familiarly called Jemmie. Tho Cheyenne Sun notes the fact that there is now but one Union Pacific employe in that city who was there iu 1S8. This person is Mr. J. E. Davis foreman of the car shops, who has served the company faithfully for twenty-tw- o years iu that place'. Mr. Davis must bo an extraordinary man to last so many years and under su manv ladminisU'Uous. possible, offset the injury that is being done this city by these land sharks. The real estate exchange should also take some action in the matter.- The Times was the first paper to ex-pose the "Salt Lake View addition" scheme, and already good results have Veen produced. Secretary Gillespie, "of the chamber of commerce, proposes to mail a letter to all the leading news-papers of the east, warning the juiblii-agains- t this scheme, and thus, us far as ' will receive a liberal patronage. No section of this country has a more peculiarly interesting and exciting, and iu fact wonderful, history than Utah. Bishop Whitney certainly has a fertile lield, and no doubt will produce a work that will bo considered the standard history of Utah. A HISTOKlf OF UTAH. A circular to the public has been is-sued by Bishop O. F, Whitney stating that ho proposes to write a history of Utah. The work will comprise three volumes and will embrace all the es-sential features of a complete narration aud description of the settlement and formation of tlie Territory and its growth and development up to the present time. Bishop Whitney is known as a very intelligent and finely educated mau, and a fluent writer. In his work he will have access to all the Mormon his-torical records, as well as the records pf every description bear-ing upon the history of Utah. We are assured that this history is to be a truthful and impartial work. In this connection Bishop Whitney says: "I do not deem it necessary to say that I in-tend to make it fair and truthful. History 1b not history unless it is fair and truthful. The province or the historian is the field of facts. It is his duty to get at the facts, and plainly and properly state them. I Bhall per-form this duty conscientiously." The parts played by Mormon and Gentile will be fully rehearsed, and the social, industrial, educational, political aud religious phases of the Utah ques-tion thoroughly and carefully consid-ered. The prospectus informs us that the climate, scenery and natural resources; churches, schools, railroads and insti-tutions iu general; tho various vocations aud professions followed and practiced by the people; in short, all sources of Information relatiug to tho subject will be drawn upon, and no pains spared to make the history complete aud reliable. At the same time it is the purpose to avoid prolixity, and preserve concise-ness, while omitting no important de-tail, - A prominent feature will be the biog-raphies of notable men aud women, with liue portraits accompanying. It is tho almost universal custom, in a work of this charactor, to tako pay from those whose histories are inserted. The author proposes to express his own views, and accept no perquisites; not a line of reading matter will be paid for not a cent accepted for biographical uotico. The characters chosen to illus-trate tho work will bo placed in the or-der where they belong, irrespective of considerations which should have no weight in the preparation of a just and impartial record of men and events. Other illustrations, such as cities, towns, public and private buildings, scenery, etc., will likewise appear. The mechanical execution of the work is to be in every respect strictly first class. Its typography will be in the highest style of the art. Dr. John O. Williams, of Denver and Chicago, is to be the publisher, and wo understand that the canvass for sub-scriptions will begin at once under his direction. There is no doubt (hat this history will prove a valuable work, and THE SALT LAKE TIMES. By T. A. DAVI3. The Times is published every evening (Sun-day excepted!, and is delivered by carriers In Salt Lake City and Park City at 75 ceuts per month. The Times contains the full Associated Press report, and has special telegraph service cov-ering this entire rejthm The Times Is entered at the postofflce in Salt Lake City for transmission through the mails as second class ma Iter. ; . Persons desiring The Times delivered at their houses can secure it by postal card order or through telephone. When delivery Is irregu-lar make Immediate complaint to this om e. Subscription to the Daily Times, (Always In advance.) jSmonths 2 S ::::::::::: ( 76 j Address TMitsaliLftkc Caytah. Our Telephone Number, 481. The tearing up of the streets in order to carry on public improvements is an eye-sor- e to the Herald. How can these improvements be made without tearing up the streets ? It does Seem rather singular that the Herald one day advo-cates public improvements, and the very next day has something to say iu opposition to them. Street Improvements arc a neces-sity, and besides they give employ-ment to a largo number of men, and this means tho circulation of mouey. Let the good work go on. A WESTERN MAN'S RECORD. Tlie Active Career of Valentine. Hon. Edward K. Valentine, of West Point, Neb., who has been elected by the Republican senatorial caucus sergeant-ut-arm- s of the United. States senate, to succeed Mr. William P. Canaday, whose resignation will tako effect at the close of the fiscal year, is a pleasant, genial man. He was born at Keosauqua, Van Buren county, la., forty-seve- n years ago. Ho is a printer by trade, and worked on The Burlington Hawkeye before Frank H a 1 1 o n took hold of it. While sticking type he employed his spare mo-ments in stud-ying law, and when he left the case to go to the t war he took his composing rule with him. He ctill carries this E- - K- - valentine. implement of his trade, and proposes never to part with it, saying jocularly that he will always be ablo to fall back upon it to earn a living in case of neces-sity. At the breaking out of the war he en-listed in the Sixty-seven- th Illinois in-fantry and was promoted to be a second lieutenant. Being honorably discharged he in 1883 as a private in the Seventh Iowa cavalry, and was pro-moted to be the adjutant of the regi-ment. Ho served until June, 1868, hav-ing been twice breveted for ''efficient and meritorious services." He went to Nebraska in 1860 and was appointed three years later register of the United States laud office at Omaha. While in this position ho finished the study of law and was admitted to tho bar and en-gaged actively in practice until the fall of 1875, when he was elected judge of the sixth judicial district. Three years later he came to congress and served through the Forty-sixt- h and Forty-sevent- h con-er- r esses. How Tom Marshall of Kentucky Made a Point. Atlanta Constitution. The gifted Tom Marshall of Ken-tucky was one of the most popular ora-tors of his times, and wherever he went the people were always anxious to hear him speak. During the great recent campaign for the congressional nomi-nation in this (Atlanta) district, Cap-tain Harrv Jackson related the follow-ing anecdote of Tom Marshall, and which we have never found in print: On one occasion Marshall made a visit to Buffalo, N. Y , on business. After his day's labors were done he met with several congenial friends at the hotel, and in Marshall's room, about 10 o'clock at night, they were enjoying their "Bourbon straights," and making the evening interesting with a small game of draw poker. Suddenly a band of music struck up in the street below, in front of the hotel, and loud cries from a thousand throats arose for "Tom Marshall!". "Marshall of Kentucky!" A delegation from tho crowd visited his room to announce the serenade in his honor and request a response. Mar-shall felt lushy and declared himself unequal to the' occasion. But all par-ties insisted, and fairly carried him out upon the balcony of tho hotel. His ap-pearance was received with enthusiastic cheers. Steadying himself with one hand upon the railing, and with the other hand over his heart, Marshall began "Fellow citizens of Buffalo: I thank you from tho bottom of my heart for this unexpected courtesy. I cannot command language fitted to express my deep appreciation of tho compli-ment, but if it should ever be my pleas-ure to meet any citizen of Buffalo in the blue grass Yelon of Kentucky, I will endeavor to show him somewhat of the hospitality of that glorious coun-try!" - There were loud cheers, and then some stentorian cries from the outskirts of the crowd: ' Louder, Marshall; louder!" Tom took another brace on the rail-ing and repeated: "Fellow citizens of Buffalo, I thank you (hie) from the bottom of my heart (hie) forthis unexpected cur't'sy. I (hie) cannot 'spress to you (hie) my deep 'preciatiou of compliment (hie). "Louder, Marshall; louder!" came a score of cries from the crowd. By this time Tom was getting bored and dimly conscious that he was really "too full for utterance," but ho again started off: "Fellow Cit'zens Buff'lo: I thank you from (hie) tho bottom of my (hio) 'art for this 'stinguished compliment, and 'f ever I meet you (hie) in the Blue-gras- s " "Louder, Marshall; louder!" yelled a hundred voices. Now Tom was exasperated. Drawing himself up with dignity and waving his hand commaudingly, he . roared out without a "hiccup" or a miss cue of tho tongue this remarkable speech; "Fellow citizens of Buffalo: When Time shall be no more; when this great globe of ours shall be dissolved with fervent heat; when yon d firmament shall be rolled together as a scroll; when the numberless myriads of God's universe are called to judgment, and Jehovah has commanded Gabriel to sound the last trump, methinks that awful occasion will be interrupted by some d d fool from Buffalo hollering: 'Louder, Gabriel, louder!' It is needless to add that this climax convulsed the crowd and made shall forever memorable in Buffalo. The new postmaster, Mr. Benton, will confer a great favor upon SaltLako and Park City by recommending to tho postmaster-genera- l the establishment of u mail route ou Mr. John W. Young's railroad. At present tho mail between Salt Lake and Park City is carried by the Union Pacific by way of Ogdeu. This routo is over a hundred miles long, while the route over Mr. Young's road is only thirty miles. Ou the latter road there are two daily trains each way. A mail service on Mr. Young's road would prove a great public con-venience. A CODE OF MOBALS. Kudyard Kipling. Now Jones had left his new-we- d bride to keep his house in order. And hied away to the Hurrum hills, above the Afghan border. To sit on a rock with a heliograph; but ere he left he tauirht His wife the working of the Code that sets the miles at naught. And Love had made hiin very sage, as Nature made her fair; So Cupid and Apollo linked, per heliograph, thepair. At dawn, across the Hurrum hills, he flashed her counsel wise At e'en, the dying sunset bore her husband g homilies. He warned her 'gainst seductive youths in scnrlet clad and gold. As much as 'gainst the blandishments paternal of the old; But kept hie gravest warnings for (hereby the ditty hangs) That snowy-haire- Lothario, Lieutenant-Genera- l Bangs. 'Twas General Pangs, with Aide and Staff, thattittuppi'd oa the way, When they beheld a heliograph tempestuously atplay. They thought of Border risings, and of stations sacked and burnt So stopped to tako the message down-a-nd th'"s Is what they learnt: "Dash dot dot, dot. dot dash dot dash dot," twice. The General swore, "Was ever General Officer addressed as 'dear' before f "My love,' i' faith I 'My Duck,' Gadzooks! 'Mv darling popsy-wo- p ' " "Spirit of graat Lord Wolseley, who is on that mountaiu-top!- " The artless p Wfis mute; the gilded Staff were still, As, dumb with pent-u- p mirth, they booked that message from the bill ; For clear as summer's lightning flare, the hus-band's warning ran: "Don't dance or ride with General Bangs a most immoral man." At dawn, across the Hurrum hills, he flashed her counsil wise But, howsoever Love be blind, the world at large hath eyes.) With damnatory dot and dash he heliographed his wife Some interesting details of the General's pri-vate life. The artless p was mute; the shin-ing Staff were still, And red and ever redder grew the General's shaven gill. And this is what he said at last (his feelings matter not) : "I think we've tapped a private line. Hi! Threes about there Trot " All honor unto Bangs, forne'erdid Jones there-after know By word or act official who read off that hello; But the tale is on the Frontier, and from Michnito Mooltan They know the worthy General as "that most Immoral man."- - WHERE THIS TIMES IS FOB SALE. The sait Lake Daily Times Is for sale at the following places: hotels. Continental Hotel, White House, Walker House, (.'lift House, Cullen House, St. Elmo. Metropolitan Hotel. NEWS STANDS. Shaffer & O'Connor's, 2T8 Main street. 1). M. McAllister, W " Mareetts bros., 7a Ravbould'B, ITS C. H. Parsons, 14 Hates & Kimball, Park City. James A. Plnnoy, Boise City, Idaho. CITY CIRCULATION. The Times management is making every ef fi ;rt possible to bavo the paper promptly and regularly delivered in every part of the city, Any complaint alKiut the delivery if sent to this office will hi attended to at once. WANTS. . If you want help, 1 f you want to rent a house If you want to sell a lot. If you want a situation, If you want anything, Advertise in Tub Timis "Want Column." ELECTBICITT FyT Startling Promlae. M,de of Com from New IJW,110"Ut For fifty years electricians trying to discover a method atJZr tag heat directly into elecftv recently no results of commercial . ?" have been obtained. Such seems now to tavebeendiswverfid!!1104 ventMby ayoungman fromsSf B. Cox. If Mr. Cox's claims 8re il1 and capitalists have confidence , la them to have a capital of $l,000,00()4MokM tem of power and lighting will vT and steam willbe too expensive for ordinary uses u impossible to estimate in advanc. n immense value of Mr. Cox's inv,K but it is certain that he expects incredible:results fromit, and thath2 inspired with his confidence some of ? shrewdest business men of Hartford m Boston. Am has been said, a company hasW organized and incorporated in MaiiT where Mr. Cox was when some HarS men met him. Since then the busuZ hfw,ifenr0Ugilt to XtMort.Z done since has W done at the factory of the Pratt & Cad, company. The capital stock is ooo 000, and none of it is now for sale.' the patents asked for by Mr. CoX been allowed, and they will be issued! a few days. Both foreign and domesfo patents have been applied for. The apparatus used for converting the heat into electricity is so simple thatths company does not dignify it by the nam. of machine. By Mr. Cox's method het is changed to electricity as simply u water is changed to steam. HisfarnaM is ail that may be seen. From glowia. coal comes the subtle current, without the aid of boiler, engine, or dynamo, i jet of gas can be made to run a dental machine, a sewing machine and an-ything which requires no more power thu these. No power has ever been discov-ere-that is half so cheap as will electricity obtained by thia new proc This has been the dream apparent!; impossible of realization of all eleis tricians, and even the wizard of Msnlo Park has almost despaired of its ever being brought about. Yet a young nun, only 28 years of age, seems to have solved the puzzling problem. Before the company was formed Mr. Cox had a furnace at home by which hi ran many electrio lights. This furnace was injured in being transferred to Har-tford, and a new one of the same size ii being made. Experiments and private exhibitions have been conducted hereon a smaller scale, bat the company intends to show to the world that with the power thus obtained anything that steam or electricity now does may be done. Se-veral members of the company saw what could be done with the furnace of Mr, Cox before any attempt was made to remove it. The one now being built will be an improvement on the old one, and the results from it are expected to bs correspondingly better. Most of the stock of the company ii owned in Hartford. Some of it is held in Boston. The whole affair has been kept secret until the company should bf ready to make it public Hartford Courant. .. . The Average ludlau, Tho average Indian has not much time to waste in seutimeni, but in pure practicality a Piute sqaw in Nevada leads her race. Left in charge of her husband, who was an invalid, while the young bucks and squaws were enjoying themselves at a fandango at Pcueca, whither hor own inclination led her, she arrived at the (or her) comfortable conclusion that us Seckaboo had but a few days to linger anyway it would bo best to buj him at once, so leaving her-self free to attend the fandango and find another husband. Without waiting for so trilling a consideration as death she carried out her plan, and went joyously on her way to Pancea. But fate, iu tho person of a wayfarer, stepped in, resur-rected Seekaboo and cast a gloom over two hearts iu the very midst of the fandango. MONDAY'H ELECTION. The election next Monday is for the purposo of choosing a board of educa-tion under the new school law, which provides for a system of free graded schools. The board of education will consist of two members from each of tho five municipal wards, with the mayor as chairman ex officio. Tho Liberals have placed iu nomina-tion a set of candidates in every respect Worthy of tho support of tvery man. They are all well-know- n citizens, whoso reputation is a BiiHieiHUt guarantee that they will establish first-clas- s schools throughout the city. The Liberals have shown their ability to conduct the schools satisfactorily to the public wherever they have hud an opportun-ity, and under their control the school system will be a wonderful improve-ment over anything that has ever been done by the People's party. A Liberal victory next Monday means better instruction, and better school houses, with accommodations for all tho children of school ago iu this city. With better schools there will come thousands of families from the east, who have hitherto been kept away from this city by the lack of good free schools. Every, mau who has the wel-fare of Salt Lake at heart should vote to place the schools in the hands of the Liberals,. ARRIVALS AND CLOSE OF MAILS. Hrhedulo of arrival and closing of malls at tho Salt Lake city Postoffleo, May 1, 1SU0. .T fAVriveatrcioMear MAILS. Depot. Postoftliw Eastern, via IT. P. R'y.... 9:40a.m. 7:10a.m. Kastern, via K. U. W. H'y 8:6ft p.m. 1:80 a.m. Western 10:30 a.m. :(K)p.m. Ogden 10:30 a.m. 7:10 a.ra. OKden 4:(ip.in. Oirdi'ii 7:0()p.m. fl:ll0p.m. North ami North? est.... 7:00p m. 4:00p.m. " Park City ...10:30 a.m. 7:10p.m. Park City 4:00 a.m. Southern 8:50 p.m. 8:10 a.m. Southern (closed ponchl Mllford, Frisco and bey'd 10:10 a,m. 2:50p.m. Ulmrham Canyon and West Jordan 4:20p.m. 6:40 a.m. Tooele rounty 8;4fp.m. 7:10 a.m. AJit and Wasetch 8:10 a.in THE SCHOOL ELECTION .ILLY 14T1I. The Llheral Ticket for the Hoard of Edu-- . . ration. First precinct Rika m Johnson, 1oni term. O. W. Snow, short term. Second precinct William Nki.hon, long term. T. C. Ahmstkono, short term. Third precinct S. F. Fknton, long term. L. C. Conk, short term. Fourth precinct Pauley L. Williams, long term. LiW.man, short term. Fifth precinct L. U. Coldath. long term. --C. E. MiTCHKNKit, short term THE HLSINESSi SIDE WALKS. It is rather poor policy to pave the sidewalks on the residence streets.whilo the walks in the business center are iu such a wretched and worn-ou- t condi-tion. Beforo any sidewalk construc-tion is douo, we would suggest to tho council that it pay some attention to the walks ou the business streets. The public demand that these walks be put in good condition at once. This much needed improvement will add greatly to tho appearauco of tho business streets, and it should be done at oneo. Tho walks.as they now are,make it pain-ful for people, especially the ladies aud children, with their thin-sole- shoes, to walk over, and the wear and tear on shoo leather is a very expensive item. We hope the council will take this mat-ter in hand at its next meeting. AN IDEAL SMALL BOY. Did Such a Young; One This Ever Breathe In Our Country? Boston Transcript. Johnny (aged six years, brother to Amelia) My sister, Mr. Spoonee, will be up directly. She is now engaged in washing supperdishes. Mr. Spoonee I thought young ladies left that business for their mothers to attend to. Johnny Some young ladies who think only of their own ease may leave such work for their mothers, but Amelia uever does. She never permits mother to do auythiifg which she can do her-self. I don't think I ever saw a young lady who kept herself so busy about the house. Really, I think she is never so happy as when at work. Sir. Spoonee Tell me, Johnny, does she ever say anything about me? Johnny She frequently speaks of you as a gentleman whom no woman could help esteeming highly. You know siie has many suitors, hut never, she says, until she saw you, did she ex-perience anything approaching to love. Mr, Spoonee Of course; she knows that my fortune is ample, and ' Johnny Excuse me, sir, but while, of course, she is not insensible to the advantages of wealth, she has repeat-edly said that when she weds it will be because of the love she bears the man who asks her hand. Mr. Spoonee Come, Johnny, do you think she would have me? Johnny I can't say positively, sir. I know she thinks well of you; Indeed, I am sure she cannot fail of recogniz-ing your worth. But there is a Mr. Quick who has pressed his suit very in-dustriously for some time, and if I may be allowed to make a suggestion. I should advise you to propose as quickly as possible. You will excuse me now Mr. Spoonee. I hear Amelia on the stairs, and it might be embarrassing for you to meet in my presence. Good evening, sir. MONTANA NOTES. Butte uow has only three saloons with female orchestras. The female must go. The supply of "home-raise- d straw-berries" has given church socials an impetus never before known in Mon-tana. The Northern Pacific railway com-pany have placed on their through trains to the Pacific a lot ol elegant day coaches. General Passenger Agent Fee of the Northern Pacific states that the com-pany will carry 65,000 second-clas- s passengers to Montaua and Pacitic coast points this season. The Butte Inter-Mountai- n fiendishly claims that tho stores of Helena do not open until 10 ft'clock in tho morning aud close at 8 in tho afternoon, with an hour at noon for lunch. Emma Rowo got $2o00 last week for falling down an unprotected shaft near Butte three years ago, and now every Massachusetts old maid in Montana is constantly in search of "unprotected shafts." El'a W. Pemba now handles the mail at Bowen, Beaverhead county. She is composed of tlie material of which ex-cellent wives are made, but no common "jay" need apply as Ella will not throw up a 00 position for a $!20 man. Captain MeGowan, writing from Puller Springs, says: "This country is a perpetual 'outburst of silence.' The thermal springs of the Ruby seem to be all that could be desired, and their curative properties have not been ex-aggerated." Robert Dauce, a famous globe circler, will settle in Helena. Dance, who has been in all countries and ought to be posted, is authority for the statement that "There is no country under the canopy of heaven in which a man that's dead broke can recover' his fortune so quickly as he can in the United States of America." - Government work on tho roads in the National park is increasing. A largo force of men is engaged in building a road along Yellowstone lake, which will be continued over the divide to the upper geyser basin, which, when com-pleted, will add materially to the pleas-ure and comfort of a trip through that portion of the park, and opcu up to tourists the Shoshone geyser basin, which has only been accessible hereto-fore by means of saddle horses. THKEE DAYS OLD. Marian Douglas, in Harper's Bazar. Upon no fairer, Bweeter spot The sun has shone . Than on the old farm burial lot With roses overgrown. Those roses on the graves, at Brst By long-pas- t sorrow's toar-diop- s nursed, Now all about the place have spread, Trail on the ground, wave overhead, Lay round each stone a scented wreath. And garland all the mouuds beneath. Yet nowhere to my lov ng eyes Such perfect flowers unfold As where the unnamed baby lies Who died when three days old, I still can see his wee white face, His dainty shroud trimmed round with lace, The tiny coffin where he slept, When I, a child, above him wept, Aud said, for then I kuew not grief, "How sad his life to be so brief ! " O little soul, flown loug ago, Bright Q'erthy grave the roses blow; Wi,th every breeze their red leave fall, While sweet above the robins call ; And I. a'Oitreless child no more, Tho little flowery mound bend o'er, Aud ay. r now I well know grief I " UTAH NOTES. The Pleasant Grove butcher shop has received a new coat of paint. The Enquirer modestly speaks of the Provo ball club as a league team. "Our Fourth passed off quietly" was written by every correspondent in Utah last week. Ogden wants a new census. If the earth were lying around loose, Ogden would be the' first one to want it. Only tho dudes of Provo wear sashes. Men of sense leave such things to women and d youths. Since the Fourth the Ephriam orator of the day has done nothing but sit around aud talk of what he said in his speech and the way he said it. Emil Hussorl, an Austrian, commit-ted suicide at Amerioau Fork Tuesday evening. Unrequitted love and an er-ratic digestion were the causes of his sudden departure, Neaily all tho district school teachers of Utah, Sanpeto, Emery and Juab counties are holding a convention in a quakenasp grove, picturesque and rus-tic, about two miles southwest of Sco-fiel- The last trace of the carnival disap-peared Thursday when the balloon which hung in front of Burt Bros, was taken down and hauled away. This ended the most stupendous 'farce of modern times. The editor of the Payson Enterprise was hauled up before the tribunal of justice at Payson the other day ou the Srave charge of owing an ice cream He should be heavily lined. Ed-itors are not supposed to cujoy tho luxuries of life just the same as common everyday people It would seem that the overage Ogden taxpayer cannot find sufficient time be-tween the hours of 6 a. m. and lli p. m. to thoroughly and effectually saturate his thirst. Hence a petition will be presented tho next council to allow saloons to remain open until 5 o'clock in tho morning. Lo Roy Alexander is awaiting the ac-tion of the grand jury at Provo on the charge of horse stealing. A young man upon whom his parents would bestow such a name is certainly justified to a great extent, in longiiig for tho deep, dump confines of the peri in which to hide his sorrow and bury his name from the world. .! The Ogdeu Commercial intimates that the fact of a woman's liver getting occasionally out of repair and causing her to feel just as "ornery" as mau, does not change her belief that she is an ansrel or dissipate tlie effect of a few "chunks of taffy" appropriately admin-istered by some gay deceiver. The following note was found on the streets of Ogdun last night: Dekb Wir.ii Meat me without fale tonite at the old plalse. Many. And if Will had half the "git up" of tho average Ogdcnitc, ho certainly an-swered, "In the lexicon of my existence there is no such word as fale." Why Is It That the little girl should devatls who, at the age of 4, Into a vision of beauty, looks something like while this eMt -- nd eM his kiddy days, was a Into an object which to perfect Fauntleroycher-- chiefly useful to traln-- u tag horses to be afraid of nothingT Pus. THE FKlNCirAL CONTENTS OF TO-DAY'S TIMES, How to Get at Them: The busy men of New York and their door-- , keepers. By David A. Curtis. All About the Members of Congress: Legislators who lie and imagine they are storytellers. By Walter Wellman. About the Ecouomites: . . Apeculiar people and their homes. By A. S. Jessop. Washington Houses: They are yeurly growing larger and more costly. In Love's Ilumls: A story. By Maurice Thompson. Con-cluded. Mr. Caumm In Action! 'Uncle Joe's,' unimated gestures. By Wal-- ' ter Wellman. Illustrated. I.udy Collu Campbell: J Hhe writes a letter on woman's work in ,, ! The Fashions In Paris: Gray laille toilet and a handsome fall cos- - mine. Illustrated. Itrave Lucretia Mott:' Interesting remlniscenes by Lillie.Dever- - u.iux tilake. Illustrated. Woman's World In Paragraphs: By Eli-.- Art-har- Conner, l or the Housekeeper: Suggestions as to dining room'and parlor deoorations.by David W. King. Illustrated. Mystic Miscellany: Notes from secret society lodge rooms, Illustrated. Sword, Key and Quill: Homes ol a trio famed in war, invention imii literature.. By Frances M. Smith. Il-lustrated. Kleh Children's Dress: As observed ill New York by Olive Harper. Illustrated. Telegraphic News: Associated press aud special dispatches from the four quarters of the globe up to 3:80 p. m. Local News: All the news of Salt Lake City and Utah. I. S. Keep Your Eye on The Tiniest You win always ilud something in its col-umns to interest you. SHORT LAUGHS. The fashion editor of a frontier paper, about the time of an Indian scare, said ho was sorry to observe that whoopi W3ie coming in again. . Squiggs "I never see you and Miss Maryann out together any more. Havt you quarreled?" Bliggs "No, not e-xactly. We're married." An impecunious Terre Haute young man, who has become a brother by brevet to seven heiresses, calls them "the little sisters of the poor." There probably never was a woman who said an unpleasant thing to a man that she did not add that she was tel-ling him for his own good. Atchimn Globe. "I 'cawn't for the life of mcsee," said Gus De Jay, "what some people were put on earth foh." "My dear Mr. I)o Jay," said Miss Pepperton, "you shouldn't cultivate this unfort-unate habit of retrospection." St. Peter (to newly arrived spirit) " Madam, you will have no need of that sealskin sacque in this summer land." Mrs. De Fashion "O, let me wear it, please. Never mind if I do nearly roast. I'm used to that." New York Weekly. A German named Lilieuthal, after e-xperimenting for twenty-thre- e yean with artificial wings, has succeeded in raising himself, weighing 160 pound", with the aid of a counter weight lifting eight pounds. How to raise the other eighty pound is still beyond him. Adam Clark, in returning thanks at the table of another, made use of tie following significant and pertinent words: "Lord, bless these vegetables and this fruit and bread; and if thou canst bless under the gospel what tnou didst curse under the law, bless urn swine's flesh also." THE NORTHERN TWINS. The assessed valuation of Pierre is $3,000,000. . Charles Mix county is occupied en-tirely by a prairie dog village. The Valley Springs roller mills were sold last week at sheriff's sale for some-thing over $0000. . All the editors of South Dakota will accompany the Pierre band on an ex-cursion this month to the Black hills. Immediately after the legislature re-fused to accept the Louisiana lottery bribe, a mare belonging to a farmer named De Hart, living near Blunt, gave birth to a colt with six legs. The spirit editor of an weekly with patent insides says: Some Eeeuliar little creatures, having the a fish, the limbs of a lizzard aud three pairs of cathery protruding from the gills, are found in a pool formed from the overflow of the artesian well at Woonsockot. A young mau named Frank Collis is mysteriously missing from his home in Hermosa. He was last seen iu Rapid City April 25th, since which time all trace of him has been lost. At the time of his disappearance he had consider-able money in his possession, and it is feared that he has been foully dealt with. WYOMING NOTES. The Boomerang says iu six-poi- Gothic, "Keep your eye on Laramie. The Moosehead gold and silver min-ing district has . been organized in Uin-tah county. Laramie is the scene of a now daily. It is a folio. A. K. Johnson is city editor. Tie Siding was the scene, one day last week, of the organization of a Women's Belief corps. A stock company will establish a democratic paper at Douglas so soon as the tist statehood campaign opens. The Cheyenne Congregational church is free from debt, but the old time do-nation parties are still given the pastor. J. C. Wynn has sold bis Lander Clip-per to a publishing company and will hereafter devote himself to the postof-flce business. Martin Schmidt, "The'' Tailor, will press your trousers every day in the year for $10. He carries the finest stock in the citv. .... . Mabtin Schmidt, Progress building- IWagners Pleasure Gardensll Emigration Canyon. The onlyStort Sunday Trains on the Utah Central will depart as follows: Leave V. & N.'Depot 1 ? Leave Wagner's.??. " 4nd8,r(rf Trains will take on passengers a'.0?", Eighth South and Fourtu West, Hain street, Seventh Eart.SaK . City Brewery and .First Soutn. Tare Round Trip, 25 cent. E. MehesyJ PracticalFurrier. The Largest and Most Complete Sf of Fine Furs, tn II SE.iL BEAVER, OTTER, MM) lt(" In this Inter-Mounta- in Reg0 ff. Mr. Mehesy has lust returned from tended trip through the Northwest, which purchased a large quantity ' r ' geMO" will be worked to order for the comu lRemetDoer the place, 220 Main St. SaltUfag. Goto tfc.e NATAToHtHM Fer a PRIVATE BATH or r1 I IS TBK , Largest Swinuniiis Pwl m Let every Liberal voter be on hand liext Monday not only to work but to vote for tlie Liberal ticket. A vote for tho Liberal ticket for the board of education will be a vol e for in-telligence and progress in the schools of Salt Lake. Vote the Liberal ticket for the board of education next Monday, and you will be casting a ballot for free schools and for belter schools than Salt Lake has ever had. Take a rido about town tomorrow and inspect our public school buildings, and then cast your vote on Monday for the party that will remedy this great wrong. PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS. The family of the late President Menendez, of San Salvador, telegraphs that the reports of tho poisoning and shooting of Menendez are false and that he died of apoplexy. It is expected that a title of nobility will be conferred on Mr. Stanley on hi's wedding day either by the queen of Lngland or the king of the Belgians. Both will send representative to be pres- ent on the occasion. Sir John Millais, the great English nrtist, has curly hair that is hardly touched with gray, and bright eves that do not show any trace of their affliction that of long sightedness. Millais' terras for a portrait are $15,000. Mrs. Mary Anderson Navarro writes from lumbridge Wells that her health has greatly improved and that she aud her husband expect to return to London soon, and after that will pro- ceed to Switzerland, where they will remain until autumn. United States Minister Suowden likes the government and the people of Greece, but not the country. As he hickily represents the Unitea States in Rotimania and Servia as well as in Greece he is enabled to leave Athens in the hot season and seek a cooler clime. Rev R H. Nassau, formerly of Phil-adelphia, has been living in the Gaboon and Corisco mission, on the west coast of Africa, and for seven years has been on the hunt lor gorilla brains for Dr Morton, o Philadelphia, who wants' them for scientific purposes. He writes feh.f 1 ,n,iUM of his long The German emperor some interesting relics to theChov house at Bonn-t- he four en The emperor of China sleeps on a bed within and "Kficentlv inhdd ivory. It is said mg the Chinese court, that the stS servan.-f- , no h-- rigid. ' t0 ob: - J THE election on Monday next will be the most important ever held in Utah. It means much for the children of this city, aud if you have their interests at ' heart vote early on Monday next for the Liberal candidates. The rally of the Liberals will be the last public meeting of tho school campaign. It will be an enthus-iastic demonstration. The speeches will be of a dignified character, and should be heard by every mau who has any interest in the schools, no matter what his politics may be. IDAHO NOTES. A freight train was wrecked near Caldwell last week by running into a band of horses. Tho engineer and fire-man jumped from the engine and escaped without injuries. Idaho shows a steady aud substantial growth in every direction, savs the Po-c- a telle- Republican. The passage of the silver bill and tho admission as a state will both give impetus to mining and largely to population and general busi-ness. . The supreme ceurt of Idaho has ren- dered a decision on the water questiou to the effect that the first appropriator of water m a stream in that state, lieina the first in time, is the first in right and is entitled to all the water appro- priated so long as it is for a usefulpur-pose- . lho decision was rendered in t ho case of Drake et al, vs. Earhart" Judge Berry rendered a dissentine opinion. , . Harlem has a hero iu the peVson of Garrett Colbert, who bravely seized mad dog aud held lho animal uutil it could be she by :i policeman. The don-bi- t him severely, but the wound was cauterized, and Colbert has gone back to his every day work of shoveling coal I olbert is what some persons would term only a common workman" but h.- - s a hero just as much as if h'e had been clothed in broadcloth." GASTRONOMICAL TIDBITS. Ginger is a native of the West Indies. Shad roe and bacon is a favorite break- - fast dish. Au Bleu is the culinary title of fish dressed so as to have a bluish appearance. The "clam shake," a new drink, is made by mixing milk or better, cream and clam juice, with a dash of celery salt, Hotel Mail. 'I - |