Show t RULES AND REGULATIONS t OF THE UNIVERSITY A I I. 1 Ancient professors shall not romp nor play in the halls after 10 to C a. a m. m r 2 Instructors caught flirting f. f with the tele telephone hone girl will be subject subject subject sub sub- to the tender mercies of the discipline co committee 3 College women found reading reading reading read read- ing the Police Gazette will be excluded ext ex- ex t eluded from the library J 4 No dogs nor Freshmen al allowed allowed allowed al- al lowed on the lawns 5 Football men must petition the Faculty if they intend to study more than three hours each evening evening even even- fu ing ing- 6 The orchestra must not chew while playing 7 Chem Chern instructors must not touch touch alcohol th alcohol in the laborato ri ries s. s Others might need it 8 8 Any Apy Freshman caught will be subject to a cold bath 9 He will be supplied free of charge Apply Apply to to the re regis regis- is- is 10 To o. o Any s student found rooting at a football game will be severely severely severe severe- ly Jy cha I 11 ii I. I Any Freshmen or domestic animal found chewing overshoes s will be given a dose of Mrs Winslows Winslow's soothing syrup 12 Professors must not buy v I gold bricks Their value might deI de de- 13 It is against the rules of the i University for the Faculty to attend at- at r tend d student athletic contests If V i they do th they y must present a certificate certificate certificate cate from the students in their P. P classes classes saying that their work has r been satisfactory 14 College women must not t. t study It decreases their chances tr J for or social popularity |