Show 1 rN ii r U GETS 0 1 17 J gT H X NELLIE ALLEN t Professor Stewart in Arithmetic tic Now if anyone doesn't understand understand understand un un- this stand up and well we'll go r a over it again agam t Mr Taylor stood up and after a aL L series of f explanations and questions questions questions ques ques- finally understood the he r lem Professor Stewart with a satisfied satisfied satis satis- t fied smile Now that young man has worked out his own lown own salvation A voice from the back of the Q room Now NO NOW W will he go to heaven An examination of the psychology ogy notebooks has brought to light lighta a variety of spelling psychology as sy- sy cology and Miss Miss' H H- H a practice teacher was conducting an unruly group t last week Some of the boys boys' were chewing gum and had their feet sprawled out in the aisle Miss H H in her most dignified manner manner man man- ner said Boys take your gum out of your mouth and put your feet in m I n. n They were talking about about- phrenology phrenology phrenology and al d the teacher feeling Mr Adamsons Adamson's head said N Now ow this young man has developed the re reli religious religious re- re li ious side of his nature Mr l in an undertone Hm youve you've got to show me If Jack phones up tip and says Lets Let's go goTo goTo goTo To the Orpheum it'll be fine toa tonight tonight to- to a night All you can do is whisper low No I cant can't Ive I've got a plan to write And some one says Therell be belots belots lots of cake v At Atour our house tonight Youve You've got a a fine excuse to make make make- Ive got a plan to write And so through all this Normal year Well We'll work from morn till night Even if mama says Come Gone to dinner dinner dinner din din- din din- ner dear Youve You've got a plan to write N Nellie Nellie ellie Allen 07 |