Show HIS HONORS TOOTHACHE lie Initnl In llo aiiirit Hi in Hi Uon III Hail lIokOh1 lr A good dory la I told of Judge W U Crier n prominent lawyer of Paducah it is tho Paducah Rtandard Once during dur-ing n v lull to St Iouls ho had a > o rro attack of toothache Ho Bought n den tut orlco lend was met by n young man who was ocruputoiiily neat and clean Tho latter bowed l suavely and lice judgo began I believe you profc to bo able to extract teeth without pain Yen air waa the reply and If I don t do It Ill refund yuur money Tho judge wan seated lit tho opernt InR chair and Iho latt thing ho rcmcm licrn wan the dentist Inserting n small tube In his mouth Ho got a dose of GUS and became uncoacclous When he camp to the young man wow under n table hli crctwhllo npotlcs shirt and collar covered with blood and bin clothes torn up almost beyond recognition He was detpcrately waving the judgo off sayIng say-Ing all lice while Gut out ot here Jet out of here Ho seemed cry anxious to bate tho judge cct out but ho couldnt bo Induced In-duced to leave his retreat under the table tableWhy Why young man what tho matter mat-ter uskid tho judge who didnt un denland the situation In kurprlie If 1vo dono anything Im willing to pay for It rho young man obtruded his head for n moment glanced reproachfully nbout nt tha demolished furniture and his own lorry plight wavered for a moment and then exclaimed PayI You get out of hero It kccmcd that tide judgo under tho Influence of tho gas had cleaned out the vatnbllahmenl and tho dentist didnt get tho toothy cither |