Show i r NOT NOT- YET BUT SOON l The old adage Age is wisdom wisdom WISdom wis wis- WIS- WIS dom was proven to a very false one last week by a pack of supposedly supposedly supposedly sup sup- greenest of the gr green green green- en- en college freshmen During the rain and wind storm stormo o of last week some of ye college Freshmen hit upon the scheme of seeing the underground workings of the University as well as the above ground So about five o'clock ten of them proceeded to take passage on the University underground way sub-way to see the sights They entered the way sub at atthe atthe the Library b building station and started diagonally across the course to the shop building After t exploring that portion they went to the metallurgical building back to the shop over to the museum and back again to the sub-station sub in the library But low the door was locked They then started to the shop building where on their first trip they h had d seen Professors Professors Professors Pro Pro- and Boyle two of the younger professors of the in institution institution in- in institution working behind locked doors evidently trying to compound compound compound com com- pound some great mystery Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps Per Per- haps they had not been seen and they would still be able to es es- es cape Crawling stooping and sliding through the narrow pase passage passage pas pas- sage e way with only a half inch of candle left these adventurous freshmen and reached reach reach- ed the shop building only to find 1 that tha t the door was also locked J However Dr Dippy was in the crowd crowd and on doing some exploration exploration exploration ex ex- found one door which had formerly been been used to pull the mouse traps in and out during the building of the subway subway subway sub sub- way still open The slender- slender formed maidens and broad dered youths headed by Dr Dippy Dippy Dip Dip- py and Tessie through the hole and into the old The only thing that now lay between them and liberty was a twelve foot wall with a door on the other side which ye and Boyle had neglected to guard swinging invitingly on its hinges By a Zouave drill the men were landed safely on the theother theother theother other side This happened at 5 45 N Next morning when classes were called the shop building was still fast the doors were locked to all intruders The custodian was found and the door opened There p poised before the way sub-way door with wooden mallets in their hands sat Professors B Boyle yle and smiling in a a fa fast t and peaceful sleep still waiting for forthe forthe the wily freshmen |