Show T The e. e D Delta had ad one of their weekly feeds last Thursday The affair is said to have been very elaborate and sixteen cour courses es appeared on the menu Rumor has it that some of the themore themore themore more elaborate courses failed to appear on anything but the menu However the dinner came near being a huge success The I Kegs jealous at not being honored with an invitation invitation tation attempted to create a rough house and that's where the fun sta started ted The mix up was a lively one while it lasted but as usual the discipline committee committee committee com com- cut in and ended the scrap Do you like to study If not follow these directions Into a bucket of aqua regia place one unabridged dictionary boil forten forten for forten ten minutes minute when the book is completely dissolved dilute to a tubful Now without removing the clothing slip quietly into the solution and remain for one hour If your body absorbs the knowledge knowledge knowledge knowl knowl- edge with sufficient rapidity all right If not rinse off in a solution solution solution so so- lution of potassium cyanide and take tak a f few w drops of prussic acid inwardly If you have time repeat repeat repeat re re- peat the bath If these directions are carefully observed you will never need to study again |