Show AXTIDOTES Hr NewcomeWhat Is the latest at the opera opellIBS Yrasner For the last three nlhts It has been young Mrs Felix In her latest Parisian gowlN Y Ledger Which shoe do you put on first asked the statistical boarder Neither one replied the Cheerful Idiot I put on my socks first Indianapolis Indi-anapolis Journal Of all sad words of wife or cook These probably are worst To man with slender pocketbook The water pipes have burst Kansas City Journal I say doctor tell me what the difference differ-ence between the grip and a cold really 17 isDr Pillem in a confidential tone The doctors fees People dont call a physician phy-sician for a cold Buffalo Courier CallerI am going to send my little girl to cooking school at once Does she care for such things Caller Dear me no but I am sure she will make a goad cook she breaks so many lovely dishes Chicago Inter Ocean The tall girl mused aloud What said she can I do to bring the count to his knees at my feet TIle short girl laughed a hollow wan little laugh with a dash ol bitters In It Suppose said the short girl you drop a dune on the floor Cincinnati Tribune First studentHow Is It you pay so little attention of late to your personal appearance You should remember that clothes make the man Second student Yes but I cant find a man to make the clothes Fllegende Blaetter Lady is Mrs Pinks at home ServantNom Can you tell me when she will be at home As soon as she pats the parlor dusted mum an shes almost finished now London TIdBlts |