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Show OPINION NOT ALWAYS FINAL Pretty Gate to Say That Dcr.tor's Diagnosis Was "Away Oh" In This Case. Tho pretty daughter of a physician Is engaged t0 a college student of whom her father does not alioi'. iher approve. Ills daughter Is too young to think of marring', the doctor as serts; thn college student Is too j tfrr young to think of It, likewise. It is j out of tho question. ) Kho explained all this to her lover tha other night "Father says," phe summed It up; "father says, dear, that I wlil have to glvn you up." "'" "The young irn.ti sighed. "Then It's all overt" ho murmured, with gloomy Interrogation. And the girl laughed and blUKhod. "Well." sho aald, "well, you yon know that when tho doctor gives you tip that's Just the time for you to tako more hope. Isn't It sometimes that way?" ltcboboth Sunday Herald. Tha Scorcher's Fate. Tho Cannibal King See here, what was that dish you served up at lunch? The Cook Stewed cyclist, your ma-esjty. ma-esjty. The Cannibal King It tasted very burnt. The Cook Well, he was scorching when we caught him, your majosty. Sketch. His Opinion. Nephew What do you think of the opera? Uncle Josh Them women In th' boxes ought to bo ablo to raise enough money on their diamonds to buy some olothes with, by Jinks! Afraid of Disfigurement. She Aren't you going to ask tspa tonight, George? He No, dear. I think I'd better not. I want to havo my picture taken tomorrow: Y tinkers Statesman. I |