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Show The Newest Thing In Bribes. Much Is written concerning tho tl lals of touching. Hero Is nn In-stnnco In-stnnco that deals with Its compensations. compensa-tions. An Italian boy In ono of the New York prlmnry schools tnndo such irogress with his studies In genernl, and his moBtcry of English, In particular, par-ticular, that his grateful father felt I Incumbent upon him to call at tho building and personally oxprosa his trntlsfactlon. This ho did In sentences whoso construction wns bo unique as n defy analysis, concluding his liar-anguo liar-anguo with this liberal offer: "An", lady, I gotta do barber shop ona do corner. You brlnga me your hair any day an' I glva you tho shampoo. sham-poo. It costa you nota cent." And the easiest way out of an embarrassing em-barrassing situation the teacher promised to "brlnga her hair," and no delighted Latin departed. |