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Show The Byplay Minstrels. "Mr. Interlocutor, can you tell mo which is the richest country in the world?" "Why, the United States is the richest rich-est country in the world, Mr. Tambo." "No, it isn't. Ireland is the richest country in the world." "And why is Ireland the richest conn-try conn-try in the world, Mr. Tambo?" "Because it's capital is always Doub-lin." Doub-lin." "While the undertakers are gathering gather-ing up the shattered remains of the late Mr. Tambo, Mr. Payne will render ren-der that pathetic ballad, 'Here Lies What's Loft of Poor Jim Flynn. He's Gone. He Couldn't Stop; He Sung Kaus Mit tier Kaiser in a Germnn Harbor Har-bor Shop.'" Philadelphia Ledger. |