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Show j j l . The Big City: Free Warning to Cafegoers: Those stirrerS you get with your high-hall high-hall are not sanitary. . . . Nearly Sryone sticks the things tato their Srs or runs them over their teeth -and the bartenders have no way 0f sterilizing them before passing rraverU.-.The jewelry stores can .end my com-Son. com-Son. to the Catholic, Jewish and Protestant Charities. Oods! : In Movletown there is a "charm" school that teaches pet Pohn enrolled his dog in the course. After ten days Mr. Cohn wanted to because: "We're cot getting aTmerry. Mr. Cohr," said the Instructor, "but you will have to learn that you cannot talk to your dogas though he were an actor or a writer." In Other Words: After reading the papers about the way some society so-ciety upstarts are behaving. Bdl Schiller memo'd: "Theycall them thorough-breds. I call them thorough-brats!" Heheheh: Larry Storch, the Copa comic, overheard a man and woman as they came out after witnessing "The Lost Weekend." "I'm through!" said the man. "With drinking?" she asked, "No, movies!" You've Met Him: One of those bores spoiled a party with a series of spineless stories and loud gab. Finally, he got up to leave. "What I need," he said, "is a little shut-eye." "What you need," said Phil Brito, "is a little shut-up!" It Happened: Hollywood actors report that it happened on the Super-Chief the other week-end. A man nobody knew kept buying drinks for all In the crowded club car. He displayed a wallet packed with $1,000 bills. A film magnate was concerned when he passed out. He helped him to his compartment. Then the producer pro-ducer worried that he would be robbed since the limp one wouldn't think to lock himself in. The producer pro-ducer took the stranger's wallet for safe-keeping. At noon the producer joined the drunk in the diner and said: "You were pretty tight last night, so I put you to bed. Here's your wallet." wal-let." The stranger brought a wallet from his own hip and said: "Thanks and here's yours." Merciless Truth: H. L. Mencken says there are two times in every man's life when he is thoroughly happy. Just after he has met his first love and just after he has parted from his last one. Tbe Morning Mall: "Dear Walter," Wal-ter," writes a reader, "I spent the week-end In the country. I heard two army horses (which are to be cared for the rest of their lives) congratulating each other on not being mere G.I.s." Saddest Story of the Week: Les Brown, the bandleader, brought It in. . . . It's the saga of the high-wire artist. . . . Poor chap. . . He jumped 50 feet straight up into the air grabbed a trapeze did 25 fast flips and caught the trapeze between be-tween his teeth with no hands! . . . Imagine I . . .Then he tried it a second time missed nnd fell to the stage with a crash that rocked the theater The producer helped the battered performer to his feet, put him in a chair and said: "You did fine and then you had to louse It up by getting slapstickyl" Broadway Glossary: Bartender The one guy at thc bar who knows what he's doing. . . . Marquee: Anv actor's heaven. . . . Clianteuse: Not a singer. . . Maestro: Corniest member of thc band. . . . Inuomie: Uiorus girl who is "GomR Places" with the producer. . . . Romance: When he picks up the check Lovo: When she dors. . . . Manager: Man-ager: An unsuccessful booking "Kent . . . Critic: District attorney v,ted to the crime. . . . Stagehand': ""-stage prima donna. . . p-Us-The penalty of success. . . . Loyalty: Loyal-ty: Being true to someone on top. . By-LInc: What has ruined more wnters than hooch. . . . lok: The other fellow's formula. (unta.l Marksmanship: A. Karr: 01.vs a plot against each other, tohn . ""S: A11 won"'" d"'" J '"K P-HMed. . . . . Mur. u L, lWns,h,:". n. C. Is the ,. S 'rru1"U'',,'t"'-s f three pariies and I e"":n'"il'' ,h" li-TuHlcan 27, ; ,h; S,1,w P'-ees, of g,,uhi. "My falllnK ln lilu wiU) hp v, itl A n1,,,u,r,,1"- . M. C. Han-stored Han-stored hr"" ". cnrrMllr Ud m,(1 rsfrU:on,ted youth. |