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Show Knew His Father. A school inspector asked a class of small children: "If I had three glasses of beer on the table, and your father eame in and drank one, how many would be left?" "None, sir," answered a very small boy. "But you don't understand my question," ques-tion," said the inspector, and he repeated re-peated it again. Still the boy gave the same reply. "Ah, my boy," exclaimed the inspector inspec-tor at last, "it is clear you don't know mental arithmetic." "But I know my father," said the hoy, promptly. |