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Show ESSAY ON WOMAN. I Women are like every'11'"? in this p world a very mixed up affair. Ac- 1 conling to our own observation there are Women Rood anj wom'n b:id, t 1 "WouicD g:iy and women lad, Wumea bie and women small, "Woolen short and women tail, W omen f.l and wotiH-o lean, Women swet and women mean, Women voonr and women old, j, Women "boUK'ntand women sold, ih Women poor and women rieh, and a good ujiiriy mre women aien. h. The first woman in this world wn Kve. Eve was a bud girl. She didn't belong to the Uood Templars. Evo liked apple cider loo well she wanted her's dry. We never Baw Eve, but they say she was a pretty girl. Her n fellow to a chap by the name of n Adam. We nev.r went to school with T him. Eve was like the rmt of her sisters; just tell her nol to do a thing, and ; she would be sure to do it. Eve must n have been a country girl. She didn t b care mucb for fashion, and she made her own clothes, without a sewing e machine. She would be rather behind be-hind times should she visit us now. -Some women are verv pretty. We don't hke pretty women-they are always so many fellows around them. They remind us of a lot of flies on a molasses stick. We like the molasses, molas-ses, but bother the flies. . Good women are plenty in this country, but they never will tell you of it; you have got to trail 'em out yourself. . Bad women are everywhere. Ane are like rotten apples in a barrel of good ones apt to tnrow out their decayed de-cayed influence around them. They will always try to make you believe they are good. Don't take a bad woman. Sue's acounterfeit treasure. Look out for trade mark. .. ar ;llo fallows: alwavs n a laugh. They make you feel rj cod clear to your sleeve-buttons. HH A sad woman ought to wear spec- O acles with pink colored glasses in y-bem. y-bem. That would make her eee the vorld iu a diflerent light. We don't know that we like a big voman better than a little one. 11 ihe is so big that a step-ladder is re-mired re-mired to kiss her, we most respect-lully respect-lully decline in favor of the small jne. As we reflect further on tins subject, we come to the conclusion that the small ones are alwayB pre- Q ferrable. They have a tendency- to r. hang themselves around a fellow i and we want to furnish the material j-for j-for a hanging post. H We hate.a mean woman. We teel j like saying "deliver us from evil whenever we see one. But give us a r sweet woman one of nature's own V children with rosy cheeks and toy- ing eyes; with a noble heart, a high- r toned mind, a pure soul and a healthy body, refined in taste, de- r veloped in intellect, be the poor or rich, young or old, large or small to such an one we could Bay "By to our armB, darling, we love you." Saturday's New York bank statement state-ment shows an increase in loans and legal tenders and a decrease in specie of $3,800,000, alio a decrease in deposits, de-posits, circulation and reserve; decrease de-crease in the last item $2,500,000. |