| Show The Fable of ot Wise We Dame Daime m V VONCE ONCE NCE upon a a. time there wore warD two Young Toung Maids who vho Grew Tired of sitting Bitting upon tho the Anxious Bench waiting waiting- for tor Eligible Men en to come along and ana Notice thorn them so BO the they determined to get up and go out and Rustle some on their Own Account Now both of or these Maids were most Charming and fitted to Adorn any So Society Society So- So Also they were there thero with Ith the Glad Raiment and a Nifty Nitty Line of at Conversation Conversation Con Con- calculated to make mako a Man Manswell Manswell Manswell swell up with Gratified Vanity until he became so Chesty his Shirt Studs would not hold these Maids had had the tho Inestimable Advantage of being brought up by Mother who was on to the Game of ot Life Lifo so the they passed up the Girl Bachelor and Latch Latch Key lcy Proposition Proposition Proposition Prop Prop- as aa a L False Falso Alarm and did id no not nt Afflict tho the Public by running any an Bluff Blu about the Glorious Privilege e of oC Supporting Supporting Supporting Sup Sup- porting Herself being a Cinch Cinch for tor a Female Othe On the contrary ry they said sald to one another a Good Home and nd a Read Ready Money Ioney Bill Bill Payer is worth 1 Two wo Careers Careers Careers Ca Ca- an any da day of ot the week wook and we opine that that any Lady Lad will ill find find It Less Fatiguing to Work York a a Husband than ItIs it itIs itis Is to Work a Typewriter Unfortunately however the Elder atthe of at the Sisters had hanot not been Present resent when tho the Distribution of Beauty was being made and h hence she sho was a n. Trifle Shy on Pulchritude but when it camo to Real Intellect she was wan tho Sall-tho- Whole Sally Whole Works Work Alas she oho said as ns she sho communed with v herself herselt my Mirror tolls tells mo that I am the Human Chromo Chrome instead of ot a Living Picture and I am wise that I Iwin will win never win out on my ray Looks but what is Beauty compared to Brains and anda a n. Noble Disposition It It Is true truo that In a Beauty Show Shop I I would not cut as much Ice lee as m my Sister Sis Sla tel ter who certainly Is a a. in Appearance but who has a Mind of ot tho Consistency of or Scrambled E Eggs gs and a 0 Temper like a set of ot Fourth of ot Jul July Firo Fire Works I 1 do not wish to Hurl any I at Myself but I havo have made maae a a. Close Stud Study of or Men and I apprehend that my Superior Knowledge of ot the subject will leave leavo my Sister at the Post for tor while she Bhe poss possesses Beauty I have a n Great Greathead Head Bead I have Listened ned carefully while Men discoursed about what Women omen Should Do and I have havo ascertained 1 that while they they Seem Beem to AdmIre tho the Women who vho look 1001 like a 0 Dally Daily Hint From Paris what they really Yearn for tor Is a Female Female Fe Fe- male Creature Creaturo who wo takes Serious views of ot Life Lire and who has no Vanity and Affectation I I have listened with profit to the tho many Knocks that Men hand Women for tor their Devotion to Dross Dress I have also ob observed how the they Deplore the Fact that a Creature with a n Soul should spend so much valuable Time In Trying to make male herself Attractive to Men Bien instead In- In stead ot of Enga Engaging In some Useful Pur'S PurS Pur- Pur su suit It So S 'S it Is up to me mo for tor the tho Natural u nit Line and the Puff less Coiffure I and to give a n Moving Picture Illustration Illustration tion of all the Qualities Men Admire Most lost In n Women and with that the theElder theElder Elder i Sister C Cu Cut t out tho the Fashions adopted Rational Dress and Devoted herself to Performing K Household Stunts h The y Youn Younger fr Sister Slator in tho other hand with Ith continued to help out out Nature the Rouge Pot and the Frankfurter and although h there thero was I nothing MI on n her Mind but her nor Hair she Rhe Was leas the Cent Centro tr re ot of f Attraction wherever she went wont It If 8 she 0 had Searched her System she could not have Idea In found a a. Single lc lt It f but J she ahe had a 0 Habit of ot Getting Gotting Thero There all the same She Sho noticed that that It Is tho the Maid ald with the High rh n Heeled Slippers and ml the Mar- Mar I celled i Locks and the Frou Prou Skirt who Is 30 Fed on Lobster and Chocolate Creams s. s an and she ahe opined that that was wasA about A All 1 that she needed to know In n her Business so ao sho she spent her time In Frivolous Amusement and In keeping her Hands In a nice i Squeezable Condi Condi- tion i Now low all ot of the e old Married l peonie were never nevor ver Elder Wear neary ot of touting the Sister as th the Ca Capital ital Prize In the tho Matrimonial Matrimonial Matri- Matri Lottery See they cried who cried here is s a staid Maid at last the Ideal ot of n a Perfect Wom vom Woman n Sho She Is la Industrious c cal l Sensible 5 and Domestic and a as a aIrn Irn w she would be bc th th the Real neal Thins Thing What nat you say ay Is 8 True Truc each Manthus Man Manthus thus addressed would reply She IF Indeed In In- In deed a Noble would Cr Creature iuro uro and s sM she sho he be Just the Wife s some mf other ther Man should Marry M I y ir-y r- r but b out not for tor nu me m She comes comesup up to my mv Ideal but she does docs not Fire my Ian Fancy a. a and l I apure- apure hand that It lr cre married to a I v who had no Faults it would get on my mj nerves until I should arise some night and Bat her In the head for tor I could not stand to contemplate such tion Besides a Husbands Husband's chief Amuse Amuse- mont mant after arter Marriage is Knocking hi his Wife's Ites Weaknesses and If It she had none he would be bo deprived of of- ofa a Pleasant DaB Dally Daily Diversion Whereupon the Men all hied away and popped tho the Question to tho the YOU young young- Car C or ar Sister Sister who had no Matrimonial qualifications whatever except her personal personal personal per per- Appearance Moral This Fable teaches that the Women who ho are fitted to be Good Gooc Wives always alwa's remain Old Maids |
