Show F s MAI 1 K PENNED BY t f 0 N T 11 O fR BY D IRWIN lW il J E. E W. W KEMBLE H H see the Doc Yes I see the Doc He is Doc Har vey Wil Wil- Wiley ey ey But who is the Guy in the background background backgroundS back back- ground groundS 7 hat is is Doc ra I-ra Rem sen vey ar-vey and I They ar are arends e ends are they not They B not Do you love Doc Wil eys smile wilcy wiley wiley smile Yes It may luay not be so sweet as ns tor So-li-ci-tor Mc Cabes s 's smile but hut it is more u gen It is most-ly most corn up syr-up guaranteed guar guar-au- teed to con tain no cose or cheap ti po sub sub-st. sub sti i for the Real Thing Yet is there not a touch of ter ness in that smile smileY 1 r t 4 t h I I tx i i Y 1 s r 4 r r J Ja Jl Jh a a l h t r Si I T I 4 f I mm ached hd his hi milk mUI tie bot to the flour floor and enId lr I For nia Jo 4 Dig DJ HARVEY W WILBY WilLBY Oh yes But that is not the theDoes theDoe's Doc Does Docs s fault It was caused by bya a dash of worm wood secret secretly Y in tra by Old Jim Wilson Wilson Wilson Wil Wil- son while the the Doc was thinking thinking thinking think think- ing of poison pick lese For the Doc is a chem What That is a chem A chem chein is one who puts Truth ruth under a scope mi and fig ures the per cent of Bunk in rn it Oh what fun a chem chern must have bave in ton ing l Hush Arthur l You are arc talking too loud ly Step into the room palm with me and I will give S you the story life-story of vey ITar-vey W. W Y aril Wil To Preston P. P and Lu-cin-da Lu W. W Wil ey a child was born in inthe inthe inthe the year 1844 All this happened happened happened hap hap- in the State of In di which was for tu because because because be be- cause the child was tined des in lit lat er er years to write po-ems po for the ron i club So this child vas was born His llis ther mo-ther called him hinl Ilar vey cy but the er falli-cr in that his name was Doc 1 At t the ear Iy age of six weeks bab y vey Har-vey sud sud-denly Y dashed his milk bot tie to the floor and said dis ly V For ma His par cuts thought this a great joke but forty or fifty years later the remark was en taken ser ly ser ly by he lie t Na-t lion Na-lion on at large I So in in-de- in vey Har-vey grew P up aP to his year PHe He Ho grew so y nick bout a-bout his food th that t his moth er gave up try try-ing ing to cater to his hig whims whim At last his fath-er fath set his foot down real spunk Punk DIY My ry son my son he said I vere se if you cant can't stop I say-ing say Tannic acid ev-e ev ev-ery ev rY time the prunes are passe passed you youcan youcan youcan can go find some oth oth-er boarding boarding boarding board board- ing house Stung by this rebuke rebuke rebuke re re- re- re buke vey Har-vey went vent to Par-is Par France where he lie found all the i er tour kicking about the food The Chamber of u ties wrote to Har vey asking What do you you find wrong with French ing cook-ing vey Har-vey promptly wrote t The For this brave price answer answer answer an an- he was given the tIie Cross of the Le gion of Hon Thus quipped e the Doc moved boldly boldly boldly bold bold- ly on the U. 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S Government At Atthe Atthe Atthe the head of his less fear Poison Squad he en the Department Department Department Depart Depart- ment of where ri cul he was gi given the thc job iob of Head Dope De ive in ill hopes of keeping him quiet How vain is hope The Do Doc is now a well pre served man of sixty He will be he heard leard from yet Will Vill the Doc keep his job with the Government Will Vill he hc Say SarI Will Vill a duck swim Will Vill y Mar Gar den ver tise When those signs fail then maybe the Doc will lie down and let Doc Doa Dunlap I use his neck as a stepping stone Shall I give you a short lecture lecture lecture lec lec- ture called A Da Day With Doc Wil Wil-oy I Yes teacher Go as far as you like At t an early hour the Doc rises a-rises and goes to his hip Bu No not his Dres Dress ing ing reau Bu-reau r but his ing Guess-ing r Bu reau Bu-reau the rean the eau the reau Bu-reau of Chem There lie Ite ties on his pron a-pron pol-ish-es pol CS his spy-glass spy and gins be-gins to an- an a He sel-dom sel liz an raw pro He says he finds the raw-est raw work in the he up cooked-up stuff He inspects dy can-dy when it is too green and cheese when it is too ripe Now I and then an a ass ant rushes in with a rich find in the way of ous ven-om-ous chow The Doc tient pa-tient-ly pours hours off the ing em-blam-ing id flu-id and an-a- an liz-es liz the fod foci Then he writes acres the thc la gel Campaign Campaign Campaign Cam ment gu which means Un fit to swallow he lie a sus-pi-cious sus man Yes You cannot slip anything anything anything any any- thing in on the Doc Ho lIe believes believes believes be be- in hon-est hon mea sureSt times Some he lie goes too far Once he lie con a whis-key whis cause be-cause it caused a ing feel-ing of l morse re-morse with-out with taus-r taus ing caus-ing ug b en drunk other An-other time 11 he threw out a em bert cheese cause be-cause the smell was rich rich-er than you would expect at the price rice After a hard morn morn- morn morn-ing's ng's work the Doc goes out to lunch He does not be lieve in excessive ces ex-ces- siye sive eat cat Can you blame him In the noon er the Doc goes to a Remsen Board Meeting Meeting Meet Meet- ing with his friend r I-r I Harvey Harvey Harvey Har Har- pro to rake muck-rake vey ap ap- Dont be so hard on ona ona ona a friend of my youth says X I Ira ra It cant can't be so bad as that I believe there is a little little little lit lit- tle good in every every thing I am aman aman aman You an ti op must be or you would not Dot stick to Jim Wilson so long says vey Har-vey ra I-ra then vo ad the moderate moderate mod mod- er-ate er use of dope in canned goods Do you be lieve in ning can-ning i chem asks Doc Doe Wiley l Yes and Yea and in canning canning can can- ning chem chem to top re plies Doe Doc Remsen ter bit as he signs signa an verse ad-verse re rc What son les-son do we learn from this great lifer life chil drent This is the son les-son we learn Science is a fi dif-fi-cult sub sub- When it gets to in-to politics politics i pol tics it is twice as di dif fi fi Copyright 1911 by the Associated Literary Press Prees J r. r I 1 J t 1 t t 0 Q i S. S 5 I t UlO not I I J It S TRAY t t 4 c j 1 r SAltS RIIS ACU CES 1 1 v vv v d dh i h- h Y I t I r 4 a At an early earl hour our the Doo Doc a deer and Rocs Koe-a to hI hU re Da-re Bu |