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Show "1 have a new scheme to spread the gospel," said an evangelist to a Courier reporter. "You know all sorts of people use the telephone, and doubtless you have observed the unsaintly frame of temper most of them fall into during the interval from 'hello' to 'hello.' Well, I'm going to form a society whose purpose shall be to chain a free bible to every telephone tel-ephone in the country. This will give the telephoners something to read while waiting wait-ing for a response, and so diminish profanity pro-fanity by increasing tranquility. The re-i re-i suit will be snch a crop of scriptural ; knowledge as has not been garnered for I years. " - ' v |