Show The Governor Ought to See Him i Simon Gardner a citizen of Blossom Cove recently addressed an important II letter to the governor The following is an extract from the communication I have this day named a fine boy after af-ter you He is as lively as a harvest hands appetite and can squawl louder than a goat How I do wish you could see him His mother was dead set on naming him after his Uncle John because be-cause John keeps a store but I says No no mother says I we will name him I after the governor of this here state Ve aint never showed our respect for none of the governors and its high time let me tell you Whats the use in naming him after the governor says mother I He will forget it in five minutes and never will send the child nothing and he II is needing of everything Tut mother him Yes John wont give anything I he will mother says John will do the right thing see if lie dont I wouldnt give in though and now the child is I How I wish could named after you you I sew him It would tickle you mighty nigh unto death He is mighty scarce o I duds but hes got a voice like a calf He is the peartest chap I ever seen in my I 1 born days Mother wants to bet me that you wouldnt send him nothing but I dont bet sense I took to preaching She i lows that you are stingy but I know a I heep better than that If you want to disappoint mother 8end1 was going to say send down something but never mind How I wish you could see him j i 41apamr Tfaveler |