Show Cheap at Twice the Money I A Western ma arrived the other day and applied for board at a boarding house near Union square How much do you charge he asked of the landlady That depends on the room you oct oc-t cupy Front room second floor 20 a week gas two square meals and a lunch use of directory night key tips permitted to servants ice water in your room porter to take you up stairs late at night j I and two towels per day I You furnish me with a great deal but thatis high isit not I I Oh no when you remember that you I I sleep on a doublebackaction wircsprintr I I foldingbed and have a pillow and two I bolsters and a rockingchair a la ocean steamer that shuts and opens I But madam ahem I appreciate the luxuries yes downright luxuries you I furnish but remember I am from Chicago Chi-cago and require necessaries From Chicago Why didnt you I I say so before The side door of the room communicates with a bar i i Ill take the roomits dirt cheap I madam 1 Have the uentlemans sidedoor hinges j greased said the landlady to the servant serv-ant as the Chicago man handed her a bill for the first weekN Y Mail and j Express I I |