Show i ciO IE APPROPRIATE EPITAPHS I ON A TEirPEBAXCE MAN i A noted temperance man lies here i The green turf oer his head No man eer saw him on his bier Till after he was dead ON AX AMATKUB ANGLES He angled many a frarling brook But lacked the anglers skill He lied about the fish he took And here hes lying still ON AN ACTOB i jl Ambitions parts he oft essayed But never won renown And in the last great act he played I Death rung the curtain down I For fame he longed it kept afar I And lifo was full of jars But if he failed to be a star I Hos now above the stars ON A POLICEMAN Pause stranger pause and drop a tear To pass would be a poor way To show respect a cop sleeps here Instead of in a doorway j I ON AN HONEST DAtUm I No bread he needs he kneads no dough Ho sleeps the sleep that knows no waking Ho did much baking here below But now heR gone where theres no baking ON A HOD CABUIEU Hero lies a hod carrier under the sod Hos happy theres no doubt of that He carried in life ninny bricks in his hod But never a brick in his hat l ON A DUDE I Go stranger go to yonder mound t And griefs sad tribute pay there j I Ah there he to the girls would say i When living in a giggling way j So when we placed him neath the ground I Ii AVe murmured softly Stay theretI I i Boston Coune I |