Show a J l a THE LIMEKILN CLUB 7 i Brother Gnnluer Delivers Lecture ii on Irlatrlinoiiy I should like to spoke a few remarks to Brudder Side Bar Skinner observed thepr sid ntns the dust began to settle11 in Paradise hall Brother Skinner who is a young man of 23 with a mild eye and a lilac necktie advanced to the front and the president continued l Brudder Skinner de news has reached my ears that you am about to be mardI mard-I trus that de report am true because T believe it an de dooty of ebery = omig man who can support a wif to take one nit am true sah I Dell let me compliment you wid one I hand an spoke a few remarks to you wid i de odder Gittin mard haa its werry j oeriona side Eur instance Jim de gal gwine to maryyou bekase lesoui i or to spite her folks bekase dey kept her away from de skatin rink Am you I gwine to mary de gal fur love or bekase I her father has some wealth which you I hope hell shellout fur your benefit Love am a powerful emoshunBrud t der Skinner hut love widout pork and J taters to keep it goin am like de froth Ion I-on top oi sodawater Dont mistake your sentiments If you am sartin dat yon love go ahead If it am only lollypop hire out as 3 deck hand on a st ambo tfur a week an it will go away Ihevlinown couples ez seemed to be dyin of love Deir silly askshuns made em laffinstock of a hull nay burhood Dey seemed to dote and dote but it didnt st Arter a couple yars de husband TVdr a home grumbler an tyrant an de wife a gadabout an a scold 1 What dey sposed was love war only lollypop I I Joan many agal hopin dat her fad I der will set you up in de barber bizness Most faddermlaws not only want alltley i hez got but willin to struggle fur j mother 20000 j Doan sot down an figger dat fo Uiters aloaf of bread half a pQund of meat an a quartof applesassam goin to run you for a week You will want all de salary you kin airn an you had better bet-ter look aroun an find somebody who f will lend you a m dollar now an den I Doan flatter yerselves dat all you hey got to do am to hug in de house an kiss ober de gate Youll be hungry for con beef an baked beans your close I will wear out your flour and butter will waste away an a bill fur two Willi rent will send a chill up yer back l > e man or woman who specks dat mard lifo I am a green an shady lane lined wid orange blossoms on one side an ten dollars dol-lars bills on cle odder am gwine to wake I up some day and find the rats Jeavin de place in disgust Think of dese things Brudder Skin i nero You kin get a wife in about five I minutes but it takes five yars to git shot of some of em Expeck about one days j sunshine fur a week of cloudy weather Reckon on house rent comin due de fust of ebery month an de grocer an butcher keepin an eye out fur you each Saturday night It will amaze you how de woodpile wood-pile decodes an how de ilour gits out t ll de barl so soon Doan walk into matrimony matri-mony like a lobster into a box but figger on whether de bait am wuth de risks If you conclude to mary you kin depend on dis club attendin de obsequies in a body brinyin along a bounteous supply of tiam sandwiches If you decide not id it am probable dat you will soon be promoted to some pos hun of trust an responsibility responsi-bility Detroit Free Press |