| Show f r f fk t k Th The e Horses Horse's H o orse r s e s 's M s Mouth out h 1 z r By Brooke Lindsay y Staff Writer We are v very ry pleased and exited t to introduce our new Gossip Column We will have many interesting tidbits for youre you're reading reading reading read read- ing enjoyment Real names wont won't be used for the safety of the gos- gos A sipers Now on with the gossip r Our first story is Susies Susie's eyewitness account of Joes Joe's backside backside backside back back- side Several weekends weekends' ago a few camp campus s team and senate members sneaked out of their condo which was located in Park City at 3 am a.m. for the short hike to the slide K They were there for the campus team and senate retreat When the cash offer g got t to 40 Joe accepted the dare to go down the slide in inthe the buff He slid on a bowl taken from the condos condo's kitchen An entirely new form fonn of streaking was established as Joes Joe's white birthday suit screamed down the slide Although Susie saw the whole thing she was spared from g gruesome details as she distanced t herself from the scene She heard f the happy sq squeals eals from others as i. i i Joe went down the slide At the thea a bottom of the slide he excitedly T exclaimed This thing is hot Susie reported It was a avery avery very e entertaining experience The Then n next morning Susie and Jan went up to Joes Joe's room to deliver him his money and some belgian waffles part of the bet All of the other senators were asking why Joe got got waffles and money Susie simply responded For last night good job Joe Park City se seems ms to be farenough far fat enough removed from campus for inhibitions to be be forgotten At Ai Atthe the retreat for d clubs bs two weeks ago another interesting story One of the student senators Herb erb was taking bets that he could out make-out with Betty the President of student government by the end of the retreat He tried numerous times to steal a peck here and there throughout the fir first t evening but was not able to o win his prize At the end of the night having been unsuccessful with all attempts Herb pulled out all the stops He went to Bettys Betty's room He snaked his way in with the excuse that he didn't have any sheets shee the result of an unrelated prank earlier in the evening and couldn't sleep in his room Betty pitied him and told him he could sleep on the second sec- sec ond bed in her room with Melissa who was alre already dy asleep on the bed Betty was already sharing her bed with Lori Herb must have felt like all hope was lost After they settled in for the night Betty was surprised when Herb climbed into the already full bed It seems her elbow jabs were not enough to discourage him he continued to try and ald fail Herb finally gave up and Betty went to sleep When awoke the the Betty awoke 0 j following morning and found nd Herb in the same bed she didn't know what to think One can only imagine her reli relief f and frustration when she learned from Gary that Herb had made several bets the night before You have to admire Herb for his persistence However in the end Herb must have been embarrassed by the failure A all names have been changed If you have gossip to submit to The Horses Horse's Mouth send to th oo com |
