Show Streak Streaks Streaking HaS Struck UTe Follows Trend Several years ago students ts at Utah Tech published Scandal Bag a collection collection collection tion of tongue-in-cheek tongue memorabilia to totally totally totally to- to tally y fictitious but deliciously funny Having since left the school not forcibly th the e editors edito rs of th those ose few v issues left th the e charge that the paper a per be revived only Y when warranted ted by an activity befitting its name naIne Another group of students th thinks inks it has found such warranty ty in streaking that has struck even the staid campus Any similarity to the truth is a damn n lie STREAKING What's Behind It By Bob Bobby by Bare What's behind streaking Its It's the American American American Amer Amer- ican Streaking Society And the has helped too For Fun Full Fame and Fortune There has been a lot of talk about streaking g reco records an and d vh when en it all began but I hold several records including the theIn In most ost In miles iles 10 togged logged 2286 and th the e 10 longest sin single gle streak reco record rd In miles iles I also enjoy the talent of being able to streak backwards back which really upsets television coverage of streaking even events ts When I first started streaking I had a alot alot alot lot 0 of f h an g ups a about b 0 u t i my Y bod body y and I IV V wore 0 re rea a long white tie My first streak was vas a miserable failure from the bedroom to th the e ba bathroom th ro Oln sh shower 0 ver main mainly Iy because I tripped over the long tie Then I started s streaking t re a kin g fro from In a p phone h 0 neb booth 00 t h to nl my y home That gave me the confidence that I needed and the rest i is s history If you haven't tried it dont don't knock it it STREAKING ING DOESN'T ROT YOUR TEETH H ks h f v r M Completely uncut uncensored and undressed photo of on campus wins Scandal Bags Bag's Pewter Prize Award for The On Spot news coverage of an unscheduled event s. s 4 disrupted a Founders Founder's Da Day Y dinner at a university in Arizona yesterday yesterday yesterday yester yester- day and one of the dashers got III more ore than he paid aid for Seems he slipped on a deviled egg dropped on the floor earlier by one of the diners skidded across the tile banquet no floor 0 r t through h r 0 ugh s sv swinging v in gin g kit kitchen c hen d doors 0 0 rs I putting an excellent flying g block on three waitresses with trays loaded with baskets of dinner rolls The even eventually escaped through the deliver delivery y entrance One 0 of f th the e waitresses described th the e in incident inci ci- ci that the dent as rather exciting noting noting young man mall escaped with more buns t than h an he c came a e in inv v with it h |