Show if I f I TAKE A DO DOWN psychic r f. f f I. I I F t b lt h r F t The following folIo interview v is the f 4 beginning of a new v series on Occultism in America This in interview v is dedicated to tomy tomy tomy my pal Willy and all the material in this article is fact OSCAR SCANDAL BAG Oscar it seems that youve you've caused quite a sensation sensation sensation sen sen- with your story about your former friend Willy and your story about how you contacted contacted contacted con con- his ghost while repairing a broken drain pipe OSCAR Well as you know v me and Willy were vere plumbing partners partners partners part part- ners that is un until til Willy cracked his skull on a low v hanging pipe How v long ago did this happen happen happen hap hap- pen OSCAR Let me see it was vas right around the time I had that cyst on my neck removed Id I'd say about two VO months ago You claim that Willy Tilly shouted shout shout- ted t- t ed down do a drain pipe the words Oscar Golden Penny Parade Over Due What do you think Willy was vas trying to say OSCAR First let me explain what a Golden Penny is You see me and Willy had a standing joke about working with a guy named Golden Penny This guy was vas a areal areal real bad egg to work with and every time we ve were vere assigned to the sewer ver brigade wed we'd sometimes sometimes sometimes some some- times have to wait vait for the water hater level to go down do so we could enter and as we watched it flow y along with all the garbage and other nasty stuff we use to say Well there goes the Golden GoldenPenny GoldenPenny P Penny enny P Parade ara d e. e I fi y p. p r l' rL L ti Iw r The late Willy Villy Kurz and s ti his dear family v vI I t I. I e But Bu t what does the part about the parade being over due mean OSCAR It probably means the city sewers vers are plugged up Is there anything else that Willy told you OSCAR asked me to put puta a bronze plated plumbers friend on his grave with this message Oh bury bay me not neath Heath the city street but lay me down on a Mountain l steep-Far steep up gyp above the pipes and woe Up in the tle clouds beneath the snow Give my regards regards regards re re- re- re gards to Oscar and Lou and curse the Devil for plumbers plumber stew That's very touching Is there anything else youve you've heard from Willy Oscar No You see they built a garbage dump where that drain drainpipe drainpipe drainpipe pipe used to be Do you think you'll hear from Willy again I doubt it very much Has anybody else in your family ever talked to or ar seen a agh gh ghost ost OSCAR Well one time my Uncle Uncle Uncle Un Un- cle Radell claimed he saw v Casey Jones in a wine bottle What are your plans for the future OSCAR Ive I've got an application in for the local ice cream parlor Does this thi mean youre you're giving up plumbing OSCAR Well Im I'm going to keep it as a hobby Thank you Oscar P j d dJ J Oscar demonstrating how he first made contact with Willys Willy's s 's ghost J |