Show The me The T Shocking Story Adolf Hitler the scourge of the European continent and perpetrator perpetrator perpetrator per per- of the bloodiest war in inthe inthe in inthe the history of the world is is still stilla a alive live SCANDAL BAG in its traditions traditions traditions of pu pure re T TRUTH R UT H no matter how shocking it may seem to the hearted faint-hearted has all the gruesome gruesome gruesome grue grue- some grisly details As a matter of fact th this is is such hot stuff that in snout our editorial editor editor- ial offices there were numerous fist-fights fist and a mass resignation of the editorial staff when it was decided the truth would be told Adolf Hitler lives in the cata- cata 0 0 0 0 0 0 combs beneath Utah Technical College at Salt Lake For the past five years he has been seen flitting through darkened darkened darkened dark dark- ened passageways sk skulking u I kin in lighted half-lighted chambers and looming looming looming loom loom- ing at unwitting students faculty and staff SCANDAL BAG always hoton hot hoton hoton on the trail of the BIG NEWS detailed your reporter to track down this ruthless madman a and nd bring back the story of the cen cen- tury For two weeks I lived in the basement and sub-basement sub of Utah Technical College living on 0 0 0 crusts of cold sandwiches and warm cans of Coke while doing the seemingly impossible My enemies enemies enemies en en- were the millions of spiders spiders spiders spi spi- spi- spi ders and thousands of field mice that I live ive there More than once as m my flashlight danced along the wet slimy stone walls I would see the figure of the man himself as he scurried to safety On the fifteenth day of m my Y self-imposed self exile as I was about to concede defeat and drag m my Y stinking sweaty unshaven body upstairs to the land of the live I suddenly was confronted with him-ADOLF him HITLER He was older of dark hair 0 0 had turned white as snow as had his famous mustache but he was still wearing his jodhpur pants jackboots military jacket and swastika armband Say Joe Joe he said in guttural English You got gum Knowing that th this is was the chance of a lifetime I rummaged in in my pockets and produced a stale half-chewed half stick of Juicy F Fruit ru it Ach he said finally after chewing for several minutes I there are these people chasing me I haff done nothing wrong I vas m O By Ben Bolix a gute Fuehrer This place down here I It t iss iss s so o kalt Im I'm like to freeze mein buns off While I searched in my mind for questions to ask he suddenly cast furtive glances around him and before I could stop him he had taken off down the long damp passageway I didn't have the energy to chase him himl so I Ito resigned myself to going back upstairs when I heard his voice echoing through the labyrinth of passageways I time komm Hey Next you down bring copy of exa exchange exchange ex ex- ex- ex change quote quotel 1 ja a I vant to see how Volkswagen iss doing i |