Show J 0 0 u 0 0 o- o 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 I I I. I a d 0 0 J 6 0 o- o 6 0 PALM WIZARDS PARADE PLANNED NED This week we are celebrating the anniversary of the Salt Lake Palmist Union which is a kind of congress of Palm Wizards Wizards Wizards Wiz Wiz- ards- ards together to bisect the palm prints of great men trying to identify known personality traits in the lines off the hand an exacting science to be sure It has taken many years to compile our collection good palm prints of the great world leaders and others others others oth oth- ers we now have over Sometimes these prints are very hard to come by Adolf Hitler for example It had been presumed that he was killed in Germany at the end of WWII however as our cover story ex- ex plaines he is hiding in the basement basement basement base base- ment of our our old example of Adolph Adolphs s palm was before this discovery a smudged baby palm of no particular value now now we have an adu adult It print taken just the theother theother theother other day from the furnace room door Fig 2 Note the similarity with the palm print of Richard Nixon F Fig ig 1 We ac- ac J N ry rye e NIr 4 L k r rt c cry t t II I is- is b IL A I t S r 11 v 4 i e J. J I 1 i ie I 1 4 J X b 7 3 r y FIG 1 FIG 2 J. J i t rr J ib I r i J 1 r t r J Dicks Dick print under unusually unusually unusually ally tricky circumstances also taken off the bottom of the collection plate in his Church in San Clemente Figure 3 represents represents represents a black prison guard at Soledad Prison an almost impossible impossible impossible im im- im- im possible task to acquire Figure 4 is the print of f a 13 year old child who went berserk and intro- intro 4 I a at t V r V 1 lr t- t FIG 3 rt L L the president and his entire entire entire en en- tire cabinet to the editing staff of this newspaper Bag Celebrating will continue throughout the week l GOO Arty Any An resemblance between bet real persons living or dead in ill SCANDAL BA BAG G is pure coincidence u 7 t 1 iF k pr p r rr l lr r FIG 4 J J f 7 |