| Show ON THE SET s Sur s UPS by bip Helvetica Bold ON THE STREET My favorite watering-hole watering continues continues continues con con- to be JUNIORS JUNIOR'S South and 2nd East Old hippies dont don't die they come here for the cheap beer and lengthy discussions about bean sprouts and ing The jazz is good the lights are bright the pinball's a jip and the jails jail's right across the street Nevertheless less while theres there's more hair here per square inch than at atan atan atan an Italian Beauty Contest you can spend a very comfortable comfortable comfortable comfor comfor- table evening reminiscing about your last out camp-out with some very gentle people ON THE TUBE Speaking of beauty pageants the Miss American Pageant will be televised Thursday May 15 on CBS Channel ChannelS 5 and speaking of camp this always maintains the l highest level We all know old Bert Parks was put out to pasture tl this s year best thing that could have happened to his career and Bob The Price Is Right Barker has taken over as the new host I can hear it now Miss Iowa Come On DOWN This shameless parade of chromosomes is perfect entertainment entertainment entertainment enter enter- for our troubled times and requires Mongoloid mentality to enjoy Have fun ON THE SET The big news in town this week is the New Wave Punk Festival this Friday Friday Friday Fri Fri- day evening at the East Room South West Temple Starting at 6 pm p.m. this benefit benefit benefit bene bene- fit for sponsored community-sponsored radio station will feature feature feature fea fea- ture three bands cost at the door and promises to tobe tobe tobe be a real garde avant-garde ganza Of course in Utah hen when the dont don't dress alike its it's considered an garde avant-garde event You know of course that the East Room is Salt Lakes Lake's only hours after-hours club that re remains remains remains re- re mains free of stereotypes Recently this venue turned into a Membership Only nightspot 10 per year the price is low because they strictly enforce a nonalcoholic nonalcoholic nonalcoholic non non- alcoholic operation Its It's very interesting that the manage management men t would choose to develop the Membership Membership Mem Mem- Membership Only attitude at this time Police Chief Bud Willoughby's Willoughby's Willoughby's Wil- Wil currently proposing an the board enforcement enforcement enforcement enforce enforce- ment of a dancing curfew which if passed would close the East Room and all other hours after-hours clubs at 1 am a.m. thereby making your 10 Yearly Membership null and void Think about it STUDIO EIGHT remains the hip private club in the city Very underground and obscure this club has a flavor of the old Sun Tavern of five years ago mixed in with Parisian Parisian Parisian Pari Pari- sian that could make you swear you were not in Salt Lake for the night Good music they slip in a bit bitof bitof bitof of New Wave now and again incredible stage shows and a member roster that bulges with beautiful people Studio Eight is a continental oasis in the disco wasteland of perpetual hustle Just to insure that tl this s club remains underground and obscure I wont won't tell you where its it's located It looks like the dead nuns have packed up their raw oysters and have decided to leave the skies for awhile Sorry but that's how the weather looks to me Think Ill I'll go out and feed my herd of head on over overto overto overto to Juniors Junior's and check out what's happening on this the cow-chip cow circuit Til next week have fun fun fun til Daddy takes your T-Bird T away |
