Show r Do You L Qi V M Do D Dolt It ItIn I t H HIn t- t fo O V to L. e p u I a r t. M t. t In I n An A. A n p l 10 t h r f m m y S y y Elevator Well how many of you can stand being forced into a small location with who knows what type of people Do 09 you ev ever r well you know talk to them People you have never seen before who you are now forced to stand just a few inches away from Its It's difficult t at best to start conversations with new acquaintances if you have at least a common interest like youre you're in inthe inthe inthe the same law office offic but what do you start conversing about if yo you are in transit Gee this his elevator is slow is just such an old line The other day I was wearing the off-color off blue panty hose that my mother-in-law mother sent that Im I'm sure she got in a close outs out because no one my age and size would wear them But I got brave and wore them with culottes Well I dont don't know about you but somebody noticed them and worse yet commented about them It was a guy Women are known for observing fashions but men if observed keep it quiet that they noticed This guy who by the way I was forced to share the elevator with couldn't lay layoff off the fact that I was wearing these blue nylons Ugh I felt like I was suppose to apologize for cluttering ering his vision with my bad taste Im I'm that horribly ostentatious person that drives that red and white polka polka dotted dotted and stripped Nova which says Slender Bells the Clown on the sides and blows the horn with 18 different tunes Im I'm use to the fact I appear weird Im I'm proud of it so how come I hated his observation I was trapped and couldn't get away I had to listen to his opinion and I was not in control of the situation So from this experience I have learned NEVER DO IT IN ELEVATORS LOVE MOM PS TALK that is is the other might be interesting Gramps Cramps July again with speeches about liberty and such But But all them speeches boil down to this Liberty does not mean doing as you please please but but doing doing doing do do- ing as you you ought td tOI to please pleas Yes we did produce a near perfect republic But will they keep keepit it Or will they in the enjoyment of plenty lose the memory of freedom Material abundance without character is the surest tway way to destruction n. n rh Thomas T. T I j omas Jefferson |