Show It Here Hey Ladies What's going on around this campus All this flopping fore around-fore n cheeks aft-cheeks showing not necessarily on the face with brown spots on the top CRUDE you say You had better believe it it gals d darned crude Whatever happened to bras shorts long enough to cover the derriere and slips under dresses I wasn't aware this campus was a tanning salon nor that it was our personal backyard to dress as WE please Where did dressing appropriately for the occasion go Or convention Theres There's an old-fashioned old word for ya Or self maybe-self respect I was sitting in the College Center the other day and in walks the white dress with the brown spots on the top mentioned above Guys sitting A commentary column by Mollie Malone around me snickered and giggled- giggled they got a great kick out of it Believe me lady it wasn't the style that tickled their fancy Well what about the guys youre you're probably saying Women rarely take honest criticism without worrying about how men do the same number Sorry girls the men just arent aren't guilty of dress problems like we weare weare weare are I haven't seen one who let it all allhang allhang allhang hang out like some women do At least not on campus So far Yeah I believe a womans woman's body is beautiful No my bod isn't-but isn't that's my problem Yeah Im I'm glad Im I'm a woman-real woman glad And Id I'd like to stay glad So would it be too much to ask that you wear a bra cover your fanny an and d. d invest t. t in a s slip I. I Ip Gee Ge e th thanks a Well any comments |