Show a w r r tN N TI r 1 It I r pI A y W 6 T m I I I f f This article is dedicated in memory of a national event the capture of a J. J I young mans man's fancy while still in his prime and looking the other way ay On Nov 3 at couples are given permission for huggin and all sorts of disgusting an intolerable torture that no impressionable i F J independent man should ever have to suffer Marcia Perkins is honored on Sadie Hawkins Day It is said that Perkins Perkin's lips j are are degrees fahrenheit If her lips come in contact with anyone else's their brains will fry Perkins Perkin's boyfriend is Tiny He took her to kissing rock many I I times limes before she told him that she loved him nun so much that she wouldn't kiss him LaL LiL Abner's lips were degrees below zero Abner wanted to save Tiny my s so he kissed Perkins and they cancelled each other out Perkins and Abner were finally back to normal l On this day the girl will choose who shell she'll go out with and when they'll to go She will also pay the bill S |