Show 4 Anything i Worthwhile y t 1 r Did you people know t that at the home owners home owners south of the Campus have registered a complaint against It seems during the Annual World Championship Champion Champion- ship Watermelon seed sp spitting contest yuk there i were a number of windows shattered in the thel l t neighborhood Speaking king king- about bout the neighbors Please Boys and Girls dont don't block those driveways ys One irate resident has acquired a Military Tank so if you find a large crater where your Auto once was Well A special th thanks to all those hearted big-hearted souls soul who braved the blood drive e. e in Dracula's sunken l lounge Oct I always thought those type of activities were held only on Halloween I came a e prepared prepared t though ough I wore my my genuine Transylvanian Garlic Necklace I didn didn't t want a fire hose stuck in MY arm Later that day though I let Bobbie Jo try tryout out her powered Nuclear-powered Sphygmomanometer on me I think my pressure was 3 over 4 4 like tha that t. t Just in passing I hope Linda Miller and Bobbie Jo have decided who holds what office Front page issue 27 About that fine young old student who emptied his her car in n the parking lot I heard it wasn't such a big deal after all My goodness her he was only relocating relocating relocating re re- re- re locating his her living quarters While in the cafeteria the other day I stopped in to see Barbara You all know her she runs the THE SOUTH cuisine department I asked Barbara if the sauce hot-sauce comes from New Jersey Barbara inquired if I would like a free Taco with a fist in it She is nice to me So anyway I decided on a small salad and while over-looking over the hermetically sealed produce King Kong stepped up to the salad bar MAN DAY SHO DONT DON'T GOT FO FOME FOME ME A MUCH SALD HUH he expounded Looking around to make sure Anne Gregg did not hear this brilliant statement I asked K Kong What are you having for Supper tonight Montana On the way out I asked my secret girlfriend girlfriend girlfriend girl girl- friend Gloria if she would like to go out with me for a date She said she would rather go out for a Steak dinner Sharp Real Sharp that Gloria What els else The trivia question from Oct 5 issue How many acres does the State own for or the use of U. U TC This is probably a wild guess but Id I'd say acres for Buildings buildings' trees trees' walkways Etc and about two square Rods Rods' for r parking All us Stay-at-homes Stay have been cheering the hunters out there roughing it in inthe inthe inthe the wilds That's a hard sport with the cold and the rain and the runny noses No shelter synthetic foodstuffs climbing around all those steep hills just to put dinner on the table I was asked if I get it in on any BIG BUCK contests Sure Ido I Ido do do Every time I go grocery The Miss Utah USA U.S.A. pageant will be getting under way shortly I know has many many eligible candidates for this deal Mucho N Nice o o ce-o women Every one knows about the Halloween Costume party next Wednesday I guess gues That's the day all us children get to dress up funny and act like children sounds fun I hope its it's not cold that day All Im I'm wearing is chocolate drops glued on my belly Ill I'll be the funny lookin cookie Im I'm not wearing my hat that day so no one will recognize me I hope all you folks enjoy yourself in Arizona Who wants all ll that warmth and sun shine an anyway way Well hey I gotta run my ki kids just set fire to the neighbors neighbor's dog See ya THOUGHT The first requisite of a good citizen inthis in inthis inthis this republic of ours is that he shall be beable beable beable able and willing to pull his weight D. D Theodore Roosevelt 1902 |