Show TELL OF TRAITS OF SOME HUBBIES bewildered young wives have confab two years ago she was a bride but now she elie has haf graduated into the realm of the young marri marr eds and I 1 learned about the strange belin belia lor for ot of husbands from her alth although ough she Is still madly in love the passage of two years hns has revealed repealed certain oddities in the man of tier her choice that she never tires of delineating in fact she tells me that the only way she can call convince herself that the youth Is not absolutely cuckoo in spots Is to hop in tier her ili flivver v ver of an afternoon and make the rounds of her married contemporaries it Is th enthat she discovers th t her bill Is not unique but most strangely like ike unto toni tom dick and harry at uch such times young wives air their grievances and tile the conversation runs something like this the first six months that gewere we were married dill bill hated to see company come lie resented the calls of his friends its as an intrusion upon our happiness 8 s 11 allut n t now if the doorbell rings he knocks me down to see who it Is 14 if it Is a visiting gent he falls on his neck with loud crl cr lesof esAf Il hello lello tom old kid t have a drink have a cigarette have anything I 1 no flo war yu anyway r 11 this little incident has been repeated time after time in every home to the mystification of bewildered young wives who cannot understand that however charming no woman can be till nil things to tier her ius osband band forever when this idiosyncrasy Is exhausted of its possibilities they move on to the exasperating retirement of the male behind the newspapers my aly dear its been months since I 1 saw paw tom alone when lie he was not s screened c front from view by the dally daily newspaper the first thing in the morning lie he grabs the paper oft the porch and only emerges long enough to peck me over the edge of it when he goes to work in the evening the first word he fie says la is where Is the paper and the last of him till bedtime have you ou ever in your life seen anything to anjal the way they leave their clothes lying around tile the house dick never neer hangs up anything ile he drops his clothes off wherever he Is standing actually its uncanny the way vay they retain the shape of his bodyl body I 1 the legs of his tro trousers users an and d the sleeves or of his coat dont collapse so that when I 1 stumble over them thein its like coming upon his dismembered parts P 1 nothing to what tarry harry can do with the bathroom rug you know that cute little hand woven square that I 1 got for a wedding present well so far as I 1 can see he does nothing hut but stand on it in tile the most lost innocent manner as he shaves but when lie he quits tile the bathroom the rug acts as if it had convulsions its a positive tumor in the floor 1 and then ho he bals me out when bin I 1 leave leae the lid IN ort off the tooth pastel cnn ann you ou imagine the lie nerve mil bill thinks its sini sammy fly terrible when I 1 leave leate my tollet toilet articles lying around but you should see his fishing tackle lie he sald said the hardest thin thing about tile me to get used to tn was vas running into spilled powder ponder all over mer the place yet iet he fie has one special reel that has laid in full view on the secretary for two years ears our happiness would be ruined if I 1 moved it I 1 lie he crazy era toms pet names are what get me town down ile he called me grand things before wo we were married like darling anil and sweetheart and I 1 beautiful but now it if lie says hello 11 e io old 0 I 1 I 1 dear im I 1 ni lucky for the most in os t part lie he calls me fat now I 1 you what Is your our opinion of a man who thinks that fat Is a term of endearment dearment nt besides Kes ldes im not fat or at least not very eai I 1 just because ve ive gained filc pounds since rince vv were ft ere married lie he calls me faill its insulting sul ting I 1 their sense of humor Is tile the hardest to put up with ft ath I 1 say one awful hot lay day we e were dressing to go out to dinner when dick chirruped chirrup ed money II would you like some lee ice water with that he gine gave me a glass of water crammed to the top with the grandest icel honestly I 1 nearly tell fell dead because he just hates to get me a drink I 1 I 1 thought sly stars Is dick going to t 0 be sick or something I 1 took a s sip p of water and it was aa nasty and war warm m I 1 shook it around to cool it olt off and took another sip but it was still nasty and warm dick was a as pulling on his sock with his eyes on t the h e ceiling singing 91 1110 to do deo 1 in th the nonchalant manner the way he be does when hes lies been up to something my dear do you know what that boy had bud done hed ile d filled the glass with ith cellophane ort off tile the cigarette packages so that it looked exactly like leel I 1 was simply furious failous a and nd lie he was just delighted a sample of what dick thinks Is funny and so the young loung wives go on nd ad when they discuss the strange behavior of husbands |